#sharkposting

[porodermalinger]

[sharkinurwater]

all of the best eridian scientists thrumming to come up with the Ultimate Sci-Fi Phalloplasty for grace as a thank you for saving their planet

[chronicallykaya]

i may not be hot but i have shark earrings and a shark keychain and a big blahaj and a small blahaj and a santa cruz shark and a mystery shark and a notebook that says i really like sharks okay and i write about sharks in it and i ordered a shark lanyard so at least i have that going for me

[rateaters-sutff]

"Why the fuck is my internet so slow what the hell is happening?"

The devilish shark 8000 meters under water giving fiber optic cabes a light chompapge .

[clown-around-and-find-out]

[jellyfishmakeoutparty]

next time you make baseless claims about how scary sharks are, look at a salmon shark.

look at him. you’re gonna look at him and tell me he’s infesting our waters? that this is a creature of terror?

look at him. look at him real good. this is a little dude. how fucking dare you talk about him this way. he’s gonna cry now, look at what you did. bet you feel real fucking stupid, huh? real silly? you better. think about what you’ve done. bitch

[badsciencejokes]

Tell me your top 3 sharks.

[frost5958]