#shattered-raine

[sanders-au]

Okay so, according to science, your brain thinks that anything displaying autonomy is alive. Which was fine for cavemen, but basically there’s this part of your subconscious that believes that robots have feelings, and that fictional characters are real. What I’m saying is, which one of the Sides encompasses that part of the brain? Do what you will with that, i just needed to share.

Personally, I would think that’s Patton. But what do y’all think?

[frukgeneral]

Happy headcanons: France used an excessive amount of soft swears when he was little. Listening to someone's heartbeat or breathing helps him feel safe and fall asleep. He memorizes little things about people he likes and does his best to do things that make them happy. He loves to hear people talk about things they're passionate about, especially happy things, and he'll just listen for hours staring at them and wondering how he became friends with a person so amazing.

Awww!!!! This made me so happy!!! He is such a sweetheart and this is so cute!!!

[ask-gerfra]

New leaf for the ask thing?

New leaf- What message would the muse send to their past self, if any?(Hoo boy this is so relevant to the ma)F: Really take the time to appreciate the world around you, the people, the places, the scents… everything. Because it can all change in the blink of an eye and you won’t have realized what you’ve lost before it’s too late.

L: Don’t fall prey to others who will try to persuade you to think like them. Your own thoughts matter more.

[vortexedpicturesofaphengland]

Thank

you’re!

[sarcasmtalia]

Yea I like the supermarket idea

Seems you’re in good company.

[secretglittersauce]

(Demon au) You okay, Patton? How you feelin right now?

Demon!AU!Patton: I think I ate too much ice cream. I might need a nap. 

[secretglittersauce]

(Demon au) Hey I’ve got a logistics question. Logan, do you take the soul right away or do you wait until they die? Also, if it’s the first one, how does a lack of a soul change a person?

Demon!Logan: Unless the person in question does something particularly irritating, I allow them to keep their soul until they pass.

However, those who don’t practice common courtesy may find their souls taken much sooner. This will render them unable to enjoy the remaining time left in their lives, no matter what they do.

And if they’re insufferably rude to Patton at his workplace, the Dark Corridor is an easy method of delivering them to the Marianas Trench.

[secretglittersauce]

(Demon au) Hey Logan? Uh, why do you think Patton came to exchange his soul? Not to be rude but people don’t generally exchange it for ice cream....

Demon!Logan: I’ve been waiting for the full answer to that question myself. 

Asking only prompts Patton to invite me for more ice cream and I cannot eat anymore.