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How to Shave your Balls

[Alright, this is a very very old post, 2010 sorts. But I think this needs to be out there for the benefit of general public and guys who just want their junk to look and feel better. And also for girls who want the junks of their guys to look and feel better. Right then, feel free to reblog, share and forward to friends. Here goes]

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There are few things in life which come close to freshly shaved balls that go boing boing on your thighs. When you walk with a pair of freshly shaved balls and you can feel the air currents touch your balls and travel cleanly between your legs, it's an amazing feeling. Women will always be at a loss because they will never know how a man feels when he touches his balls and scratches them in morning without the jungle of pubic hair. Now, shaving balls is tricky business. It's downright dangerous. I don't recommend it for the faint of hard or those without the juice in their balls. DON'T DO IT. It takes a man with a special set of balls to take something as sharp as a razor near the balls. If you have that kind of juice in your balls then read on. Others, stick to trimming your pubic jungle with a pair of scissors or a trimmer. ---When you were young--- Pubic hair is a miracle. I mean, do you remember the time when you had none and then suddenly, your dick was disappearing in the mass of black strands that were so unlike any other hair on your body. Yup, that's puberty or something. Then, you grew up. Maybe you shaved the jungle, maybe you trimmed it, maybe you didn't and had enough hair down then to tie a braid. I don't know, and I don't want to either. But then one day, maybe on your first fuck, you decided to Man Up and try to shave your balls. But you didn't know how the fuck to about it. I mean, dads can max teach you how to shave your face, but not your balls. I am not your dad, but I shall step up to this opportunity to teach you. So, here's how it should go technically. Things you will need. 1. Razor, a new clean one. Preferable Sensor Excel. Don’t get a straight blade or some cheap razor or advanced one with multiple blades 2. Liquid Soap 3. Water (warm if it's winter) 4. Cream, any face cream will do. NOT Fair and Handsome! Now, if you have never shaved down there, get a pair of scissors and trim the hair growth the best you can. Because long hair will only clog the razor and it will be a slow, cumbersome and dangerous job. Once the hair is trimmed, dispose off the fallen hair and take a bath. Yup, a bath. The thing you might be doing yearly, but do it today too.

Get any stuck hair off your body. Now, the important part. Pay attention. Liquid soap. Lot of it. Pour it down there and massage liberally. Be careful that it's not so foamy that you can't see anything. It should be like a light layer of cream. Wash the razor and shave in the direction of hair growth. If you don't know what that is, please DON'T TRY TO SHAVE YOUR BALLS. After that it's pretty regular. Short, single strokes, keep your hand light, don't press the razor on/in the skin. Keep it smooth. Once done, wash your junk after applying lot of soap again. Now, with shaving skin gets very dry. Pat your crotch with a towel, don't rub it. Then apply ample amount of cream and enjoy your hairless balls. If you've not managed to cut yourself that is. NEVER under any circumstances apply aftershave when you've shaved your balls. IT WILL STING LIKE FUCKING HELL. Don't! Now, for a few days you'll feel all free and fine but then the hair will start growing back. Those few days are little bit uncomfortable, only if you notice it. But otherwise you'll be fine. Yup, that's about it from my side. If YOU have any tips or questions, leave them in comments, we'll discuss them in next post. There, this post was something that Art of Manliness people won't tell you.

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