#shaw omfg

[sebastianshaw]

“I am as glorious as the day I was born.”

"Oh, now, I find that hard to believe," Shaw grinned, leaning against the bar counter---private home bar, of course, beautiful mahogany--as he opened up a little something special for his guest. Not something he'd bust out for just anyone, but well . . .this was NOT just anyone. "I realize that your species is quite different from ours, despite the outward appearance, but it's hard for me to believe that any infant could have a body as spectacular as yours. Otherwise, I'd spend a lot more time in maternity wards!" @starxhal

[sebastianshaw]

"No, idiot, you're a roast beef sandwich. God my jokes are so underappreciated."

“. . . Mr. Harris, please, why would you bring your mother into this?”

[sebastianshaw]

"She earned the money. Ugh, Sebastian, it's called a gift. It was his birthday."

“Well, you didn’t mention THAT part!”