#she classy

[ugh-my-back]

📸 : @breezypunk ♡

[vulpus-vulpus]

snatched.

[nicoleis-a]

*       nicole baudelaire asistiendo a la reunión de padres y alumnes en el salón principal.

[222pluto]

changed my mobile colors and backgrounds bc I finally accepted that this has become a kpop blog with additional tidbits from the rest of the internet

and maybe I love it, what abt it 🥺🥺🥺

[alicehart]

"Uh, hi miss... you ordered the double pepperoni pizza?"

The front door to apartment #6B flies open and flopped against the door frame, hugging it tenderly is a short woman with a mess of curls and a nightgown loosely hugging her frame.

“Heeey...”

Her cerulean gaze then slowly drifts down to the familiar pizza box held in his hands. The poor excuse for Italian cuisine almost appears to have a near sobering effect on Alice as her eyes grow wide.

“Pizza?! I ordered pizza!” she squeaks as she perks up, stumbling a little, but managing to compose herself.

“Sober me is a genius!” she moans as she waddles further into her apartment. It wouldn’t be long before she comes back with a wad of crumpled bills in one hand. 

“Here you go, new chum,” her voice sings as she snatches the box from the delivery boy and shoves the ball of cash into his chest. The door slams in his face, bills trickling to the ground. Little did the drunken gal recall, she’d already paid online, and not only did the amount cover the costs of the pizza, they well surpassed it. But, it was all worth it. The gleeful hums of a drunken Alice could be heard from outside her front door as she flopped down onto the couch ready to dive into a hot pie.

[because-imma-lady-assface]

Its very comforting coming to grandma's house and always finding Franzia chillable red in a crystal decanter in the fridge.

[cajunspoons]

I keep forgetting to draw them, but Spoons technically has a tramp stamp of actual diamonds.

[cryingatyoga]

Like this if you're pro amber rose