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did you get the birthday present you wished for
BITCH YES got spit roasted by JMJ , titties bruised, pussy shredded, dildo melted, back broken, currently orbiting another dimension
"that cat will always have a place in my heart, the stubborn bitch." - my sister, about my cat
hold on wait a minute.
HEATHER?!
You all cancelled Johnny Depp within a second and without the full story and yet here we are, hearing all the lies coming out from A*ber Heard and people are still supporting her. Where is the support for male abuse victims that you give female ones?
Leah wtf?
my roommate told me she doesn’t like parks & rec and i honestly do not trust her anymore
Literally Two Seconds Ago
So my friend decided to be smart and climb our highest tree to the very top. She finally, after 15 minutes, was able to make it back down. This was the dialogue between her and my father.
"So, did you fall? Are you in one piece?"
"I'm fine, I have a good grip! Besides, I'm not that dumb."
".... Nobody is."
And that, my friends, is why my dad is a savage.
I am so happy I'm going back to NY tomorrow
Mostly bc my mum is driving me up the fucking wall
I deserve a medal for having put up with her for this long, jfc