#sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[thismedialife]

when I haven't prepared for a client presentation

[smile-for-me-please]

So we had guests over for dinner today and while we were eating dessert everyone was discussing accents and i suddenly heard my Dad who was sitting across the room say:

'Did you know Texas is the only place where shit is a seven syllable word?"

[inactive-cheatcommandos-blog]

So my dad got my plane tickets for flying out to California last night, and he texted me asking what my name was EXACTLY on my ID. I didn't check because I'm a dumbass and I thought I knew. I told him it had my full middle name, when in fact it has just my middle initial. 

Could this potentially fuck everything up? I was just a drunk dumbass and I should have checked and now I'm freaking out about it.

I figure that at worst we can call the airline and have it changed. It'll be great. It'll be fine. I have to stop worrying about it.

[courtneykilleen-blog]

Fuck you, college.

I was once a rich lady and now I can't afford breathing. I need a job.