#sheep talk

[rr-sheep]

🎶~·Sheep-Talk·~🎶

💜~Sheep and Bandu~💚 (Yeah I know it's a self insert but I never done that before) DNB/FNF

[lockesheep]

*sets up a fence and jumps over it repeatedly to make you sleepy*

[scaramouche-bully]

Okay, but imagine playing with zhongli's gross in public? Him trying so hard to be calm and collected.

Only for him to drag you to an alleyway and fuck you stupid   (●´ω｀●)

Hello anon,

I adore public sex and exhibition, especially when it's treated casually or it's the norm. But I suppose we can save that for another time. Also oh no, autocorrect haha.

Hu Tao is interested in the ornament you've seemed to carry along with you and how you've made Zhongli almost...docile? He never had a temper in the first place but he would always go off on tangents about things that interested him. Now he's cutting himself short with a flushed face and hurrying along to the next thing. Is he getting sick perhaps? It's only when you're all out to dinner that she finally brings it up. How attached you've seemed to be and how you keep playing with it. What's so special about it anyway?

Perhaps Hu Tao is choosing to ignore Zhongli's rocking against the chair, how he seems to crumple into himself or tap his foot aggressively against the ground., as she listens to whatever made-up excuse you've come up with. The buzz of the restaurant seems to fade out until even your voice whites out and all he can feel is vibrations shaking him. He can't cum, not here. Not in public. Not in front of his boss. His fingers claw into his pants until he swears his nail are turning into talons and his inner dragon starts to flick out before he's snapping. Quickly standing up and hauling you to your feet as he drags you out the door without even a look or word back to Hu Tao. Barely finding the patience to find someplace isolated as he pins you to the wall. Did you have your fun trying to embarrass him like that? Well, now it's time for everyone in Liyue to hear you cry.

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Masterlist

[biass-d]

im sweating bc one sister is starting to sound like the other sister who hates me

[chipsandwaffles]

A very very short convo only bday fic

“Doyoung…you know it’s ok to change your mind.  I won’t be mad.”

“No! N-no I’m fine.”

“..You’re shaking.”

“There are a lot of animals here! The dogs won’t stop barking. ”

“We’re in a animal shelter.  Of course they’re barking.  Do YOU want to spend x amount of time in a cage?”

“Good point.”

“Honestly, Doyoungie, if you want to leave then we can.  I’ve spent my entire life without a dog.  I can go longer. It’s sweet of you to want to adopt a puppy with me. It means a lot.”

“But I wanted to do this with you! You so badly want a dog and I..can get used to having one at home.”

“That sound like it should end with a question mark and not a period, but alright. If you can handle it.”

“If it’s for you, I can do anything.”

“…maybe I should just leave you here to befriend the animals.”

“You would never get kisses again.”

“What’s that?? Can’t hear you over the barking.”

—

“Was it necessary to have the staff sing me happy birthday?”

“You turned so red. It was cute!”

“…”

“Happy birthday, Sheepy!! You’re in charge of picking up the poop!”

“Really?!?”

aww cute ;; thank you <3

[scaramouche-bully]

I just learned that Childe is packing in the front and it's messing with my mind.

Hello anon,

He...is?

- 🐑

[scaramouche-bully]

I feel this sudden need to spank childe hghhh, like just lay him down across my lap and slap on that non existent booty. This anger probably merged from my spiral abyss floor 11 pain- because I main childe...

Anyways, knowing that childe is probably a sucker for pain, he'll just whimper and struggle.

Oh, how the mighty fall...T*rtaglia

Also can I join the bully t*rtaglia club? (´ε｀ )

-🌱

Hi 🌱,

Of course! We are always looking to include new members in the T*rtaglia bully club.

As much as I bully T*rtaglia, I think he's the most fun to play against tiny mobs. But as soon as there's an elemental shield that isn't pyro or you're fighting literally anything bigger than a Hilichurl, he falls. However spiral abyss is not my favourite, especially that electro slime floor from a couple months ago and the fact there's abyss heralds walking around. I would probably channel all my anger towards spiral abyss into T*rtaglia and spank him senseless.

- 🐑

[scaramouche-bully]

hiii omg it’s 🤍 anon!! tysm for remembering me 😭 love ur work, still thinking of over stimulating t*rtaglia so he chokes on his own spit and cries so hard he can’t breathe <3

Hi 🤍,

Of course! I'm not sure why tumblr decided to delete your ask but I'm glad I managed to catch it in time. I'm a bit behind on my fics, the last one I wrote was a month ago, but I'm happy that you love my writing nonetheless.

We are always thinking of different ways to make T*rtaglia cry. Any and all contributions are welcomed (u‿ฺu✿ฺ).

Speaking of characters I want to make cry/make me cry. Where are my albedo fuckers?

- 🐑