#sheepposting

[pestilenceboy]

[dinoeh]

who up sheepposting rn

[iamineskew]

they need to let me shapeshift so i can be like. big and scary and have six arms (for sex) and goat horns (for sex) and maybe longer curls and a big wasp abdomen and like a big stinger (for sex) and a bunch of big scary insect legs and my boobs arent slightly different sizes (pisses me off)

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

Transgender sheep getting his udders cut off.

Call that tup surgery

[defygravityagain]

[skc-official]

Tumblr was originally designed as a social experiment to cultivate the most emotionally devastating anonymous hate mail. Unfortunately, the attempt to lure specimens for capture (DashCon) failed, and all scientists working on the experiment perished during the event. We don’t know who’s been paying the hosting costs ever since. We do know they’re transphobic though. So that’s a start

[winged-cats-and-monsters]

Anyone got tips for sheep therians?

All I’ve got so far is wearing wool (I’ve got lots of sweaters and stuff) and heavy boots (I’ve got my docs)

[lambyboyyy]

Oh to be a little lamb getting cared for by a shepherd

Getting combed and brushed wool, washed and wrapped in warm blankets

Getting physical check ups on your little legs, hooves, ears, lamby parts just to make sure everything is perfect

Getting a bottle of something tasty that helps you fall asleep

Being pet on your ears and little face, cooed at for being so cute and sleepy

Being kept warm by the shepherd, they hold you in your bundle of blankets and give you kisses