LOL that post was supposed to go on my personal, it's like the opposite of "I accidentally reblogged smut on main" 😂
The only active character I have right now is Kisa Toebeans, Esq., a lvl 2 Malkin Rogue in a Lost Mines of Phandelver campaign run by @vesuvian-disaster :
I'm aiming to make her an Arcane Trickster at lvl 3, but damn if she hasn't been a deadly archer so far 😼🏹
Two other characters I've had that I'd like to revisit someday are 9 Lotus Hanging Garden, my Tabaxi monk, and Iain Walshe, the half-elf cleric (who has a bard half-brother, Aelyn, because some elf went on a boner bender in the little village of Cedar Creek. It's said that Cedar Creek's major exports are cedar, sorghum, and half-elves...)
The mental image of Long Hair Jinana and Long Hair Julian, contrasting yet matching hair blowing in the wind while they gaze into each others' eyes in joyous sunlight... or perhaps intimate moonlight... *wipes single tear and also some drool*
Maybe they’re just having a little role-playing fun out in the moonlight! Julian has been very naughty or perhaps very good lmao on his knees where he belongs with his hands tied behind him just the way he likes it :D
(Also I just can’t help thinking about Long-Haired Jinana on hir way to clash terribly with any redhead in hir path ahaha 😂)
have you had any Large Bottom and/or Red-Headed Russian Disaster Queer Blorbos before?
To be 100% fair, Red-Headed Disaster Queers™ is sort of an inside running joke from a longtime friendship spanning multiple fandoms and OCs... and then I get a Blorbo who is also a Red-headed Russian Disaster Queer, and it’s mostly a case of ‘It’s Weird That This Keeps Happening’ lmao
My One True Type actually appears to be “Tall/Broad Disaster Queer with Strong Features, Dead Parents and Regenerative Abilities”, which is strangely specific tbh
Anjali head bonks, right? How powerful are the bonks? Do they displace Jinana? Julian? Do they ever bruise?
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@sheepshapedfluff asking The Real Questions, the People want to Know! 😆
Anjali 100% head bonks, and has been known to leave a few bruises on arms, legs and occasionally foreheads. She also does the horse-bump thing where cats rear up and bodyslam you... which is cute when you weigh ten pounds, but can be a real problem when you're the size of a third-grader. 😅 (Regular-sized cats can make me stumble when they bodyslam me, and they're only like 10% of my own bodyweight... Anjali is more than half of Jinana's weight and almost a third of Julian's, lmaooooo)
Anjali is absolutely capable of knocking Jinana on hir ass, but usually just pushes hir back a couple of paces because Jinana is perfectly aware of what is going on inside that fool cat-brain of hers at all times 😂Julian has staggered back a few times, and landed on his bony butt more than once, because a) he's top-heavy and b) when Anjali rears up she slams him square in the hip with her shoulder ahahaha
60 for Jinana and Julian (could give random example fantasies, common ones, or faves?)
(also I'm on mobile and seeing your gorgeous header art on the way to the ask button is such a treat)
(Thanks! I'm still really fond of that render, even if there are things I'd change now - I think it's actually some of the best lighting I've ever done!)
[ Thirsty OC Asks ]
60. What, if anything, do they fantasize about when they masturbate?
Under cut because 🍋 ofc, MINORS DNI!
Jinana tends not to think about anything in particular, being more focused on the sensations. When s/he does fantasize, it tends to be about domming other doms, domming a whole gaggle of subs (impractical IRL) or replaying some of hir favorite memories.
S/he does harbor a persistent fantasy of taking on Julian's form and fucking him silly with a carbon copy of his own dick, however. They just haven't quite gotten to it yet meaning I haven't written it yet! The closest so far is this snippet of Julian-on-Julian violence :D
(Literally the only way you'll ever see me writing a dom!Julian lmaooooooooo)
Julian himself is everywhere and on the moon, being the horny lil guy he is 😆 Being involved with not one, but two magicians at once means that there isn't much in the way of fantasies that can't be granted, one way or another.
Still, given that neither of them are into very heavy degradation play or inflicting more than light injuries on their partners (outside of biting, scratching, impact marks, etc), he does have a tendency to fantasize about more extreme forms of these, alongside fantasies of being passed around for rough sex (pirate crew gangbang, anyone?).
Fortunately, being in a much better place mental-health-wise at this point, he's aware that these are just fantasies! There's no inherent harm in having them, and no need for him to try and seek such things out IRL. In fact, he'll share his fantasies with his partners for titillation and amusement, instead of feeling ashamed about having them. Character development lmao
misread that as "giant ass fetish" and got the mental image of a giant magical floating combat ass
Bigby’s Clenching Ass
Range: 120 ft
Components: V, S, M (a slice of peach)
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute
You create a Large ass of shimmering, translucent force in an unoccupied space that you can see within range. The ass lasts for the spell’s duration, and it moves at your command, mimicking the movements of your own ass.
