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[the-iron-orchid]

Just Smut Writer Problems: 

describing pubes in a poetic fashion

finding a good word for balls

literally anything regarding an anus

just say clit, it’s fine, I promise

f l u i d s

we have yet to invent a word superior to ‘cock’

[the-iron-orchid]

60 for Jinana and Julian (could give random example fantasies, common ones, or faves?)

(also I'm on mobile and seeing your gorgeous header art on the way to the ask button is such a treat)

(Thanks! I'm still really fond of that render, even if there are things I'd change now - I think it's actually some of the best lighting I've ever done!)

[ Thirsty OC Asks ]

60. What, if anything, do they fantasize about when they masturbate?

Under cut because 🍋 ofc, MINORS DNI!

Jinana tends not to think about anything in particular, being more focused on the sensations. When s/he does fantasize, it tends to be about domming other doms, domming a whole gaggle of subs (impractical IRL) or replaying some of hir favorite memories.

S/he does harbor a persistent fantasy of taking on Julian's form and fucking him silly with a carbon copy of his own dick, however. They just haven't quite gotten to it yet meaning I haven't written it yet! The closest so far is this snippet of Julian-on-Julian violence :D

(Literally the only way you'll ever see me writing a dom!Julian lmaooooooooo)

Julian himself is everywhere and on the moon, being the horny lil guy he is 😆 Being involved with not one, but two magicians at once means that there isn't much in the way of fantasies that can't be granted, one way or another.

Still, given that neither of them are into very heavy degradation play or inflicting more than light injuries on their partners (outside of biting, scratching, impact marks, etc), he does have a tendency to fantasize about more extreme forms of these, alongside fantasies of being passed around for rough sex (pirate crew gangbang, anyone?).

Fortunately, being in a much better place mental-health-wise at this point, he's aware that these are just fantasies! There's no inherent harm in having them, and no need for him to try and seek such things out IRL. In fact, he'll share his fantasies with his partners for titillation and amusement, instead of feeling ashamed about having them. Character development lmao

[the-iron-orchid]

Yeah sure ok it’s a tad anachronistic for MM, but I just could not resist picking up a 3D collar prop with over a hundred hilarious and vulgar epithets you can put on it like CUM SLUT or DADDY’S BOY, along with different shapes of decorative studs and various pendants/tags 😂

[the-iron-orchid]

OK. OK. I can do this

This being: have these two boning down in time for a Sinday render, despite the fact that DAZ is trying to put a stop to my sinful hand by fucking up in incomprehensible ways:

I tried to load the saved pose from the previous render set, but for some reason Jinana ends up either with hir face in Julian’s crotch or hir ass in his face (I mean, sounds right but not what I was going for here)

I tried to load Jinana’s strand-based muff, and s/he ended up floating ass-up somewhere in the void under the floor with hir pubes floating several inches away

whatever the fuck is happening with Julian’s nip piercings (they get lost in his tits sometimes)

Jinana’s wandering septum piercing, which occasionally wanders right off hir face

[the-iron-orchid]

I’m not sure there are many situations where Julian does not consider it appropriate to arrive with a raging stiffy, if I’m being honest 

[the-iron-orchid]

In the Modern AU, OSHA regulations require hearing protection for anyone within 10 feet of Julian Devorak when he’s about to get his nut

[the-iron-orchid]

shit eating grin, don't you mean pussy eating grin?

So it turns out that the potential etymologies of the phrase 'shit-eating grin' are varied and wild, but lbr you are probably right, this man looks like he's about to get some and he knows it

[the-iron-orchid]

The eternal struggle of finding a good angle to display muff-diving action in any visual art medium