#sheepy posting

[shepherd-roommate]

Fell asleep while cuddling and she entered “Kitty mode” and bit me. I’m so madly in love right now.

[shepherd-roommate]

Life saving advice: if your fem or girlfriend seems mad or grumpy, even if she is not hungry or thirsty, get her a sweet little treat. You can then watch the anger melt off of her like butter on a hot stove. Watch the twinkle rekindle in her eyes and the relaxation settle on her face as you have successfully disarmed the angry fem.

Share this to save a life.

[shepherd-roommate]

I fucking love the phrase “because you’re hot cupcake” not just because it’s a sleazy butch to an uptight fem. But she swoons whenever I say it.

[shepherd-roommate]

Aaaaand *scoops you up in my arms* we are going back to bed. I am sleepy, it is cuddle time. You are looking thicc and squishable, it is cuddle time. We don't want to go back to work, it is cuddle time.

[shepherd-roommate]

Does your femme also try to "breed" you randomly while you are just chilling or is mine special?

Like she doesn't even have a strap but just gives me fully clothed back-shots while I'm making us dinner or opening the door to the apartment.

It might have something to do with me bending down. But I don't know.

[shepherd-roommate]

Accidentally trained Sheepy to go to sleep whenever I put on a fish documentary. She was watching one at lunch and almost took a nap. So now after an edible she put on the same documentary to finish it… yall she was snoozing after 10 minutes. She is so cute.

I know so much about fish. But fish is Sheepy’s hyper-fixation so I keep learning facts about fish that Sheepy only half remembers.

[shepherd-roommate]

Every pretty Fem need a loser butch. This is a service I am willing to provide.

[shepherd-roommate]

There is something about her in my jacket, and ONLY my jacket that does it for me.