LAST TIME...on inanimate insanity... wow, i can't believe it's the finale. You know, I think I'm going to recap every episode really super quickly. Ready? Go. FIRST TIME...on inanimate insanity... the initial contestants were introduced: Baseball, Knife, Paper, OJ, Taco, Nickel, Salt, Pepper, Bomb, Marshmallow, Paintbrush, Pickle, Lightbulb, and Balloon. Lightbulb and Balloon became the team captains and the animation sucked. Lightbulb and Balloon picked the teams, Epic and Chicken Leg. Don't ask. Balloon may have been bossy, but Taco's random lemon spitting led the Chicken Legs to victory, and Paper was eliminated. The contestants had to pelt rocks at each other. Despite Knife's strategy, the Nickel and Baseball power duo, and Lightbulb doing nothing, team Chicken Leg won again and Baseball went bye-bye Ballon tried to take advantage of his alliance with OJ and Bomb during the slingshot challenge. Pickle and Taco defeated the roasted Marshmallow, (don't ask), and team Chicken Leg won again. Lightbulb was unfairly eliminated and boring golf ball stacking commenced. The viewers voted off that meanie Knife and the ignoramus Apple joined the game. Nickel's team finally won a challenge, but immediately after, Nickel was swapped out with Lightbulb, who rejoined. Team Chicken Leg voted off that bossy Balloon, and OJ and Bomb reconstructed their alliance to fit in Pickle and Taco, but their team ended up losing due to Salt and Pepper's diet. MePhone4S tried to steal the show from the host, MePhone4, but was defeated. Pepper was eliminated and Salt was sad. Lightbulb was re-eliminated by one vote and Salt revealed she had a thing for OJ. Marshmallow and Apple had a conflict over the existence of Santa Claus, who turned out to be real. Yeah. Paper rejoined the game, even though he appeared to have evil problems, and this weird chair enthusiast Bow joined too. Bomb betrayed his friend OJ to win a challenge and OJ didn't like that. Both Salt and Paintbrush were eliminated, and OJ quit his alliance including Bomb, and joined one with crazy Paper, who won the aquatic challenge. MePhone4 pushed me off a cliff and we quietly settled our case out of court. Oh, and Bomb was eliminated and Marshmallow snapped at everyone. The rivals Apple and Marshmallow faced off in an elimination tiebreaker, and Marsh ended up being eliminated. Paper finally faces his evil self during a wrestling challenge, and conquered him using a piano The eliminated contestants try to escape but fail. Apple is eliminated, just before Taco ran out of lemons. While Pickle was trying to help her find more, they inadvertently end up winning the challenge. MePhone4S came back to tell 4 someone was coming, but 4 trapped him in a cage before he could finish. Bow was eliminated and put in a rather small box, and OJ finally won a challenge with Paper's help. Pickle and Taco had to part ways when Pickle was eliminated, and in a shocking twist, the contestants got to eliminate a second person! After Salt and Pepper broke up as BCFFs over OJ, Paper ended up getting eliminated again, leaving OJ and Taco competing as the final two for the $1,000,000 prize.
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... AND THAT'S WHAT YOU MISSED ON: INANIMATE INSANITY!! i typed it all out are you proud of me.
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