da pitt tweets pt 6: the gooners fight back bc im missing the pitt like a mf
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da pitt tweets pt 6: the gooners fight back bc im missing the pitt like a mf
im having such bad baby fever rn i NEED to get dennis whitaker pregnant
i think you guys aren't letting dennis be greedy enough. or just - rich enough, actually. because why would dennis stop at two attendings when he could have all three? thank you @canofhappy for conceptualising this with me.
picture this: established rabbot trying to introduce dennis as their third. enter: dr shen. dr shen who has found the little guy endearing since day one, and either is aware of rabbots plan or is gleefully oblivious as he skips over to casually invite dennis to dinner at his house. rabbot, either watching this go down or hearing through the grape vine, are FURIOUS.
eventually theres an outing for all the attendings and charge nurses and shen straight up calls rabbot greedy for trying to take dennis too. eventually all of them come to a "sharing dennis" agreement.
problem is? shen is just too good. and dennis is greedy because these old fucks (rabbot) can't keep up with him and shen so they wind up having to call shen more often than not.
trans!whitaker applies here because @canofhappy and I said so.
this boy gets so showered with everything he could ever ask for because hes fucking ALL of the attendings and none of them could refuse him.
yeah so let dennis be greedy. forget robbt "ran through" robinavitch and lets promote a dennis "swallows you whole" whitaker agenda.
Ken Kirby and Gerran Howell!
What if Crus and Whitaker fight over Shen. What then. Would Whitaker ask Santos to put a curse on Crus, if so what would Crus do. Will he ask Santos to grant him a protection spell? How much money will Santos make off of them? Does Shen know? How will this affect Megan Thee Stallion?