my ouat fixation is out of hibernation so now i’m making it everyone’s problem (random headcanons):
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- emma has asthma (david’s fault) and forgets her inhaler all the time and ends up having to do a breathing treatment after every big fight
- regina’s first language is spanish and even though she doesn’t speak it all the time (bc it reminds her of her father), she taught henry so he can know two languages
- ^^ she also taught little snow just enough to hold a conversation before she started really hating her guts
- henry is chronically offline like the only apps he uses are apple music (regina got the family plan) and google docs to write (somehow despite him being chronically offline he knows about and frequents ao3)
- emma, however, is online as HELL, like i’m talking her screen time average is like 13hrs and she knew about 67 and tung tung tung sahur before anyone else
- snow has a get-along shirt and she WILL use it (regina and david are her usual victims)
- rumble is david’s unofficial godfather bc like he’s literally the reason david doesn’t die in infancy + the reason hd becomes a prince later on in life, seems pretty godfatherly to me (also i miss their friendship)
- ruby and snow had the buzziest situationship ever before snow and david settled down
- belle is a frequent tumblr user and poster
- rumple has no clue how to work the internet and ends up getting henry or belle to help him
- emma used to smoke when she was younger, now she vapes which is certifiably less cool (her preferred flavor is green apple ice)
- david will tell stories about his friends and the adventures theyd have when he was a kid and the friends are like sheep and cows
- stroybrooke has curse/magic insurance bc like duh
- hook takes in an elderly cat that he finds near the docks and names it Liam (the third) before finding out that she’s a girl so now she’s Girl Liam
- ^^ Girl Liam hates everybody except hook and snow
- emma had the AWKWARDEST awkward phase like acne to the max, braces that one of her foster families forced her to get, could not do makeup to save her LIFE, etc. (hashtag relatable)
- archie is paying all his bills with the money he earns from the joint family therapy sessions with the charmings, rumbelle, and the mills sisters
- emma is allergic to peanuts like a freaking dork
- regina and david love to people watch and gossip together
- when snow’s lying you can always tell because she legit breaks out into hives the moment a lie escapes her lips
- hook likes doing emma’s makeup for her (guys just walk with me okay, he knows what he’s doing)
- henry goes through the emo phase of a lifetime when he’s sixteen and comes out of it with a deep appreciation of gothic culture
snowghoul
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germansingergirl
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gummygunk
turnnoffyourmind
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