somebody’s gotta catch him out
“They think she did it, but they just can't prove it She thinks I did it, but she just can't prove it”
track 6: no body, no crime
Summary: The Mage escapes after Simon gives away his magic, and the gang gets permission to hunt him down in his new rumored location, the southern United States. They're lost and confused, but their Olive Garden waiter just might be able to help.
Word Count: 5,211
This fic is also for @shepfest! I’ve got another shepfest fic coming that’s just some light and fun Halloween shenanigans. For now, enjoy this alternate retelling of how the gang met Shepard.
simon and shepard’s badass playlist
the evermore series
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