Who's the better one-off character? (Loser's Bracket Round 2)
Sheriff James Hamilton (played by Wayne Grace in "Humbug")
The Men in Black (played by Jesse Ventura & Alex Trebek)
Putting all my long propaganda contenders in one poll
Sheriff Hamilton:
MULDER: We found out you used to be the Dog-Faced Boy. (He hands Hamilton the advertisement of the Dog-Faced Boy. Hamilton looks at it and smiles.)HAMILTON: Boy, look how skinny I was back then. SCULLY: So that is you. HAMILTON: Oh, sure. I spent the first half of my life as Jim-Jim. Then one morning I noticed a bald spot on top of my head and realized I was not only losing my hair but my career as well. Eventually all the hair went... on top of my head, anyways. The rest of my body is still pretty hairy, which is why I never go to the beach.
The Men in Black:
*threateningly* "No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus."
The mustache is the scariest part of the whole thing. I'll always remember how Jesse Ventura tried to unionize the WWF and was foiled by Hulk Hogan scabbing/ratting.
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To jog your memory, here are the episodes they're from:
Humbug: Mulder and Scully must find the paranormal among the abnormal when they are sent to investigate a long standing series of ritualistic killings which match no known patterns. The latest of which was the death of the "Alligator Man", just one of many sideshow acts around which the town of Gibsonton, Florida, is built.
"Jose Chung's From Outer Space": When a couple claims to have been abducted by aliens, Agents Mulder and Scully try to get at the truth but everyone has a different version of the story, including the "aliens" themselves.