#shermegle

[omeglelockassholes]

THE HYPOCRISY

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[omeglelockassholes]

Why are people so unable to grasp the concept of tags? And how... how did this person not see their own hypocrisy, like...????

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[omeglelockassholes]

Stony anon, I literally just popped on here to blast this little gem. Let’s hope they get the message.

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[omeglelockassholes]

Do you think they’ll get the hint? Stay tuned for more updates on gross puffy rogue fem Sherlock. 

(log here if it’s difficult to read)

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[omeglelockassholes]

This was the first time I’d seen this person so I asked them nicely, and then they decide I’m not being kind or even humble? Like how fucking nice am I supposed to be? Am I supposed to fucking beg, like...? 

Also, learn how tagging works. Please. For God’s sake. Learn how the fucking tagging system works. 

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[omeglelockassholes]

I'm using the tags omeglelock & omeglerp on shamchat, and putting my ships in my username if that helps anyone!

Good idea!!

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[havetardiswilltimetravel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like johnlock.

You: On a scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if the flat looked different when you got home? SH

Stranger: [delay] What have you done? JW

You: I haven't done a thing. SH

Stranger: Why would the flat look different? JW

You: [delay] It was just an idea. It's been looking a bit dingy. SH Just the kitchen, really. A new table cloth. Possibly a fresh coat of paint. Maybe a rug for under the table. SH

Stranger: Why? JW

You: [delay] Why not? SH

Stranger: Sherlock, stop acting like you're stupid. Why do you want to? JW

You: [delay]...there may have been an incident this morning in the kitchen... SH

Stranger: What /incident/? JW

You: [delay] ...well, the fingers I was experimenting on caught on fire, and it rather...spread. A bit... SH [slight delay] Mrs. Hudson is quite adept at using a fire extinguisher. Did you know that? SH

Stranger: You idiot. JW

You: I am not. I followed correct procedure! It's not my fault embalming fluid is slippery! SH

Stranger: I'm not paying for it. JW

You: It's only fair we split it. We both use the kitchen. SH

Stranger: No. You burnt the kitchen, Sherlock. JW

You: Burnt is an ugly if correct term. SH [delay] You've burnt toast before. How is this any different? SH

Stranger: You set the kitchen on /fire/, Sherlock. JW

You: I only set /half/ the kitchen on fire, John. SH

Stranger: Pay for it. JW

You: You ruined 5 of my petri dishes last month and didn't pay for those. SH

Stranger: You experiment on the kitchen table. You /poisoned me/. JW

You: Don't be so dramatic. SH

Stranger: You did! I was in hospital for two days. JW

You: I had colour-coded parts of the table and left a diagram in plain site. You're the one who disregarded it. SH

Stranger: No more experiments. JW

You: What? SH

Stranger: No more experiments in the kitchen, Sherlock. JW

You: You can't just decide that! SH

Stranger: You can go to Bart's. JW

Stranger has disconnected.

[havetardiswilltimetravel]

[Sherlock rper disconnects right after John tells Sherlock that he loves him]

Me: ...this is why John Watson has trust issues