I FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET THIS DONE BEFORE IT HIT 12 AM HELP ME ITS 11:53PM happy valentines day happy birthday kalego #TWOBIRDSONESTONE NEVER PROCRASTINATE EVER EVER EVER
AUDIO FROM INFRABREN BTW I FORGOT TO ADD THAT INMY RUSH
Even more incorrect quotes for Dadlego. I love this overprotective father who will only admit it when he's dead. Also going to be some Balam x Kalego because I love the ship.
Balam: Kalego, why has Cerberus attacked the members of the student council?
Kalego, not looking up from grading: Was the student council president with them?
Balam: Yes...?
Kalego: There you go.
Lied: Ok, has anyone made any progress in getting close to Iruma?
Asmodeus: Valac and I get noticed in a heartbeat when we try to approach him.
Purson: He's had his Cerberus sniff me out once he realized I was using my ability.
Elizabetta: He won't budge no matter how much I use my bloodline ability!
Kerori: He just follows Iruma when I take him out to do a job....
Jazz: He's put tracking spells on Lied, Caim, Gaap, and I.
Agares: I'm watched like a hawk whenever I approach.
Allocer: I'm not allowed to discuss anything outside of studying with Iruma.
Sabnock: He has Master Balam keep an eye on me if I go train with my rival.
Lied: Ok, so all of us are screwed. Good to know.
Iruma, not thinking: Father?
Kalego, grading in the Royal One: What, brat?
Iruma, still not thinking: Where's papa?
Kalego, not looking up: Shichiro is in his office.
Iruma: Ok.
A few minutes later...
Iruma, realizing: Oh devi... I called Kalego-sensei "father"!
Iruma, horrified: I called Balam-sensei "papa"!
Meanwhile...
Kalego: That brat called me "father"...
Kalego: And Shichiro is "papa"...
Kalego: Shichiro is going to love it once he gets over the shock.
Cerberus, appearing next to Iruma:
Narnia, watching: Ok... Kalego's Cerberus is there... He's surely going to find out and—
Cerberus, picking Iruma up with the center head and carrying Iruma off with no aggression:
Narnia: ...
Narnia: What the...?
Cerberus, throwing paws at the other faculty members:
Robin: Why is Cerberus so aggressive at the moment???
Orias: Probably because it believes we are far too close to Iruma.
Raim, looking at Kalego: Can't you call Cerberus off?
Kalego, raising an eyebrow: Oh, so this is my problem? I'm not interested in calling Cerberus off. I like watching you all get smacked around.
Marbas: Yeesh...
Balam, patting Iruma on the head while Cerberus is chilling:
The other teachers: ... Cerberus is biased...
Kalego: Iruma, repeat after me.
Iruma: Do I have to...?
Kalego, narrowing his eyes:
Iruma, sighing:
Kalego: I will not...
Iruma: I will not...
Kalego: Go running off without a guardian...
Iruma: Go running off without a guardian...
Kalego: Because...
Iruma: Because...
Kalego: The Misfits are idiots.
Iruma, sighing: The Misfits are idiots...
Kalego: Alright, good talk. Don't die and don't go making out with those idiots.
Kirio, showing up at Babyls: Gonna go find Iruma-kun and expose his secrets... That should drive him into despair ❤️...
Kirio, finding him: There he is... Hang on...
Cerberus, lurking around Iruma and patrolling around him:
Kirio: ...
Kirio: On second thought, this ain't gonna be as easy as I had hoped...
Henri: I'm going to need to interrogate Iruma about—
Kalego, who is plotting manslaughter: Try it.
Henri, looking at Balam: ???
Balam, shrugging helplessly:
Balam: Father, I want to introduce you to my son.
Banhachi: Shichiro, you're with a man—
Balam, holding up Iruma: Kalego adopted him as his pup.
Iruma, who is very nervous about this: Hm...?
Banhachi, staring at Iruma:
Banhachi, looking at Balam: Shichiro, keep a very close eye on your son or your mother might steal him. And so might I.
Balam, nodding: Will do.
Iruma, confused: Wha...?
Iruma: I'm curious. I've met papa's family, but not yours. Why not—
Kalego: Iruma, the day I let you within five inches of my family is the day my brain stops functioning.
Iruma, raising an eyebrow: Are they that bad...?
Kalego: To me? No. To you? Yes.
Iruma: Understood...
Kalego, in his evil cycle, texting Balam: Bring Iruma.
Balam, showing up with Iruma: Kalego, why did you want Iruma?
Kalego, picking Iruma up and walking back to his room:
Iruma, confused: ???
Balam, following curiously:
Kalego, getting in bed with Iruma and wrapping the blanket around them both:
Balam, dying because of the cuteness:
Iruma, who doesn't know what's happening but is hugging Kalego since it's warm under the blanket:
Kalego, calmer, pulling the blanket over them further:
Oh? Where's Kalego-kun? Oh... He said he had to take care of his cacti or something... I see. Summoning seal. And stick. There. Don't "there" me! Why are you always so... so... Curse you! Unhand me! Hey! Now, now... Of course we'd invite you, Kalego-kun.
Unhand me! Leave me out of it! Calm down. Who are you telling to calm down?! Kalego-kun, calm down.
