Even more incorrect quotes for Dadlego. I love this overprotective father who will only admit it when he's dead. Also going to be some Balam x Kalego because I love the ship.
Balam: Kalego, why has Cerberus attacked the members of the student council?
Kalego, not looking up from grading: Was the student council president with them?
Balam: Yes...?
Kalego: There you go.
Lied: Ok, has anyone made any progress in getting close to Iruma?
Asmodeus: Valac and I get noticed in a heartbeat when we try to approach him.
Purson: He's had his Cerberus sniff me out once he realized I was using my ability.
Elizabetta: He won't budge no matter how much I use my bloodline ability!
Kerori: He just follows Iruma when I take him out to do a job....
Jazz: He's put tracking spells on Lied, Caim, Gaap, and I.
Agares: I'm watched like a hawk whenever I approach.
Allocer: I'm not allowed to discuss anything outside of studying with Iruma.
Sabnock: He has Master Balam keep an eye on me if I go train with my rival.
Lied: Ok, so all of us are screwed. Good to know.
Iruma, not thinking: Father?
Kalego, grading in the Royal One: What, brat?
Iruma, still not thinking: Where's papa?
Kalego, not looking up: Shichiro is in his office.
Iruma: Ok.
A few minutes later...
Iruma, realizing: Oh devi... I called Kalego-sensei "father"!
Iruma, horrified: I called Balam-sensei "papa"!
Meanwhile...
Kalego: That brat called me "father"...
Kalego: And Shichiro is "papa"...
Kalego: Shichiro is going to love it once he gets over the shock.
Cerberus, appearing next to Iruma:
Narnia, watching: Ok... Kalego's Cerberus is there... He's surely going to find out and—
Cerberus, picking Iruma up with the center head and carrying Iruma off with no aggression:
Narnia: ...
Narnia: What the...?
Cerberus, throwing paws at the other faculty members:
Robin: Why is Cerberus so aggressive at the moment???
Orias: Probably because it believes we are far too close to Iruma.
Raim, looking at Kalego: Can't you call Cerberus off?
Kalego, raising an eyebrow: Oh, so this is my problem? I'm not interested in calling Cerberus off. I like watching you all get smacked around.
Marbas: Yeesh...
Balam, patting Iruma on the head while Cerberus is chilling:
The other teachers: ... Cerberus is biased...
Kalego: Iruma, repeat after me.
Iruma: Do I have to...?
Kalego, narrowing his eyes:
Iruma, sighing:
Kalego: I will not...
Iruma: I will not...
Kalego: Go running off without a guardian...
Iruma: Go running off without a guardian...
Kalego: Because...
Iruma: Because...
Kalego: The Misfits are idiots.
Iruma, sighing: The Misfits are idiots...
Kalego: Alright, good talk. Don't die and don't go making out with those idiots.
Kirio, showing up at Babyls: Gonna go find Iruma-kun and expose his secrets... That should drive him into despair ❤️...
Kirio, finding him: There he is... Hang on...
Cerberus, lurking around Iruma and patrolling around him:
Kirio: ...
Kirio: On second thought, this ain't gonna be as easy as I had hoped...
Henri: I'm going to need to interrogate Iruma about—
Kalego, who is plotting manslaughter: Try it.
Henri, looking at Balam: ???
Balam, shrugging helplessly:
Balam: Father, I want to introduce you to my son.
Banhachi: Shichiro, you're with a man—
Balam, holding up Iruma: Kalego adopted him as his pup.
Iruma, who is very nervous about this: Hm...?
Banhachi, staring at Iruma:
Banhachi, looking at Balam: Shichiro, keep a very close eye on your son or your mother might steal him. And so might I.
Balam, nodding: Will do.
Iruma, confused: Wha...?
Iruma: I'm curious. I've met papa's family, but not yours. Why not—
Kalego: Iruma, the day I let you within five inches of my family is the day my brain stops functioning.
Iruma, raising an eyebrow: Are they that bad...?
Kalego: To me? No. To you? Yes.
Iruma: Understood...
Kalego, in his evil cycle, texting Balam: Bring Iruma.
Balam, showing up with Iruma: Kalego, why did you want Iruma?
Kalego, picking Iruma up and walking back to his room:
Iruma, confused: ???
Balam, following curiously:
Kalego, getting in bed with Iruma and wrapping the blanket around them both:
Balam, dying because of the cuteness:
Iruma, who doesn't know what's happening but is hugging Kalego since it's warm under the blanket:
Kalego, calmer, pulling the blanket over them further:
Hi, saw your Wtdsik post about Iruma and his trauma,
may I inquire as to what your headcanons for his (and possible others characters, like balam, and others') health problems may be (and possible why?)
personally I Hc Iruma to have semi- frequent heart palpitations from the mental and physical strain of his life
My headcannons for Iruma's health problems? Sure, I can answer that!
Personally, I headcannon Iruma to have arrhythmia and heart murmurs because of his stress from his old life. Sometimes, his chest gets tighter and it feels difficult to breathe... (You bet your butt Kalego would have a field day just going through paperwork when he suddenly feels something wrong with his master's heart. He is going to angrily demand answers one way or another.)
I know I mentioned that toxic stress led to other health problems, but there are definitely nutritional deficiencies (he ate grass as a child). Which has probably led to many missed health milestones including (but definitely not limited to) stunting and wasting. Because that can happen without the right amount of carbs, proteins, and several other important things that the body needs.
Because of his "diet", I also headcannon him to have mineral deficiencies (an iron deficiency is high on my list of headcannons). He's only just managed to faint off screen. But that also means he gets dizzy easily and has to be steadied often.
My brain, drunk for some reason: What if you made a fanfic where Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun was a visual novel and the main character was transmigrated into the protagonist, Iruma? And there were routes that corresponded to his classmates and everything was fine?
Me, thinking: Ok, sounds hinged...
My brain, not done: Then what if you made going off the main plot of the game turn the whole thing into a psychological horror where the teachers are the ones who "save" 'Iruma'?
Me: ...
Me: Okay, brain, what the fuck have you been smoking that I haven't?
My brain just comes up with anything at this point. WTF is it on?
More Incorrect Quotes featuring Iruma and Dadlego Because I'm Not Normal About It:
Iruma: Is it normal to want to kiss a guy?
Kalego, narrowing his eyes suspiciously: Why? Who's put their hands on you?
Iruma: No one?
Kalego, internally sighing out of relief: 😮💨
Iruma: Is it a bad thing?
Kalego: Yes. Don't do it. You're too young.
Iruma: ... Sensei, I'm 15—
Kalego: Too. Young.
Iruma: Balam-sensei, do you know if something's wrong with Kalego-sensei?
Balam: There shouldn't be. Why?
Iruma: Yesterday, he threw a large book at Sabnock's head because he was "too close to me", hissed at Purson when he hugged me for longer than five minutes, and dragged me behind him when he thought Azz-kun and Clara were "suffocating" me and spent the rest of the lecture fighting off the rest of the class. Not to mention the other times he's chewed out every single person in the class who gives me physical touch for longer than he deems necessary.
Balam, trying to hold back laughter: I-I'm sure it's nothing serious...
Iruma, who doesn't quite believe it but nods anyway: Ok...
Ameri, flirting with Iruma and his oblivious self not getting it:
Kalego, in the faculty office, pausing mid-sip of tea and narrowing his eyes at the wall: 😐
Iruma, having fun reading until the door is kicked open and then is scrambling to hide the manga: 😨
Kalego, walking in: Iruma, I need to talk to you about your grades.
Iruma, blinking: But aren't my grades fine—?
Kalego, picking him up and walking out of the room with his usual expression: Shut your mouth.
Ameri, who doesn't know what just happened: ???
Robin: Hey, Iruma! What are you doing in the faculty office?
Iruma, exasperated: Kalego-sensei dropped me off here and told me not to leave because, and I quote, "Some of your classmates are being stupid about you and I can't stand the sight."
Balam, trying not to laugh in his little corner:
Iruma: I'm not allowed to leave Balam-sensei's side unless absolutely necessary.
Meanwhile...
Kalego, absolutely incensed: The next time I see any of you little brats tainting Iruma with your lustful eyes, all of you are dying.
The rest of the Misfit Class, realizing that Kalego is Iruma's father figure and they have to get his approval too: ...
Kalego, hovering behind Irumi (after finding out Iruma crossdressed) with a murderous expression as he looks at everyone else in his presence: ...
Kerori, in Kuromu attire, whispering: Why is he here?
Iruma, sighing: He said he doesn't trust security to do their job properly...
Kerori: Overprotective father figure alert.
Iruma: He's not my father figure...
Kalego, actively throwing hands with creeps and summoning Cerberus to scare off any other creeps:
Kerori: Sure...
Iruma: Kalego-sensei, you can not keep interrupting my outings.
Kalego, raising an eyebrow: Oh, so you hate me.
Iruma: No! I just want you to go back to not caring about me...
Kalego, staring at Iruma: I don't care about you. I care about your education and those other brats are a distraction.
Iruma: Sensei, please... This is not necessary.
Kalego, deadpan: Iruma, respectfully, I will die if I do not insult your classmates and the student council president.
Iruma, torn: ...
Balam, trying to keep his mouth shut to stop himself from laughing:
Henri, internally as he approaches Babyls: Ok, I will get an answer from Iruma and take him to safety.
Henri, approaching Iruma: Ok, there he is. Now to just—
Kalego, materializing out of thin air next to Iruma and looking right at Henri: 🤨
Iruma: Huh? Kalego-sensei? Where did you come from?
Kalego: You aren't in class. I'm dragging you back.
Iruma: Kalego-sensei, it's lunchtime—
Kalego, already dragging him away: I don't care.
Henri, processing what he just saw: ???
Balam: Kalego, when are you going to admit that you actually care about Iruma and consider him your pup?
Kalego: Shichiro, the day I admit anything to anyone else is the day I'm dead and buried.
Balam: You're not denying it?
Kalego: You don't consider him yours too?
Balam: ...
Kalego: ...
Both of them start making out.
Fun stuff, incorrect quotes. Also yes, I'm a shipper of Kalego and Balam. They are cute together.
Kalego: Iruma, some of the staff and I have noticed several inconsistencies that point to—
Iruma, panicking: It was my parents, not grampa, please leave him out of this.
Kalego: ...
Kalego, snapping his neck to look at Iruma: Explain. NOW.
Iruma, internally: Crap...
...
Kalego: It's a little weird that it took rigorous studying for you to actually do well. One would assume that the chair demon gave you at least a basic education (he's annoying, but not—).
Iruma, who's zoned out: My parents never sent me to school.
Kalego, staring at Iruma: ...
Kalego: What.
Iruma, who just realized what he said: Crap...
...
Balam: Iruma, Kalego is concerned that you're smaller than a few of your peers and have difficulty regulating your anxiety.
Iruma, looking at the ceiling: I ate a lot of grass.
Balam: ...
Kalego, who is in the room: ...
Kalego, furious: You ate WHAT, you damn brat?!
Iruma, panicking: Shit—
Just some things I thought would be funny. Iruma zoning out or panicking and forgetting to filter his thoughts.
Kalego: Iruma, some of the staff and I have noticed several inconsistencies that point to—
Iruma, panicking: It was my parents, not grampa, please leave him out of this.
Kalego: ...
Kalego, snapping his neck to look at Iruma: Explain. NOW.
Iruma, internally: Crap...
...
Kalego: It's a little weird that it took rigorous studying for you to actually do well. One would assume that the chair demon gave you at least a basic education (he's annoying, but not—).
Iruma, who's zoned out: My parents never sent me to school.
Kalego, staring at Iruma: ...
Kalego: What.
Iruma, who just realized what he said: Crap...
...
Balam: Iruma, Kalego is concerned that you're smaller than a few of your peers and have difficulty regulating your anxiety.
Iruma, looking at the ceiling: I ate a lot of grass.
Balam: ...
Kalego, who is in the room: ...
Kalego, furious: You ate WHAT, you damn brat?!
Iruma, panicking: Shit—
Just some things I thought would be funny. Iruma zoning out or panicking and forgetting to filter his thoughts.
So, I'm a part of the Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun fandom and before I took my Human Growth and Development course (one of my summer classes for my current summer semester), I was just reading the manga like normal.
Until I learned about toxic stress from a TED talk my professor had us watch. After that, well... Rant beneath the "Keep reading".
HOW THE FUCK IS IRUMA NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED UP HEALTHWISE?! HOW?!
IRUMA'S PARENTS HAVE BEEN PLACING HIM IN HIGH STRESS SITUATIONS SINCE AGE ONE. ONE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKED UP HIS BODY IS?! HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH IT FOR 13 YEARS!! HIS BODY IS STILL DEVELOPING!!
HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM?! HIS HORMONAL SYSTEMS?! HIS ENTIRE DNA?! HIS ENTIRE HEALTH ALTOGETHER?! HOW IS IT ALL NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED UP?! FUCKING HOW?! THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY IT ALL DISAPPEARED AFTER BEING ADOPTED!!
EITHER IT'S THE AIR OR THE FOOD OR THE MAGIC IN THE AIR, BUT YOU DON'T ERASE 13 YEARS OF TRAUMA TO A PERSON'S BODY OVERNIGHT OR EVEN AFTER A YEAR!!
Part of the video I had to watch talked about the Adverse Childhood Experience study (might not be getting it right, I know the acronym was ACE, would recommend looking it up). It also talked about how higher ACE scores correlated with worse health issues.
Do you know how many times more someone with a higher ACE score was suicidal than a person with an ACE score of zero?
12.
12. Times. More.
Iruma's mental health has to be extremely fucked. There is no way all of it is adaptive (live-saving). Some of it has to be maladaptive (harming). All because of that toxic stress.
Not to mention that those with toxic stress were more likely to have cancer and other health diseases.
If you all needed a reason to hate Iruma's parents more, here you go. I was absolutely aggravated when I learned about this and then looked at Iruma's treatment again.
I hope Iruma's parents die in a ditch/aggressive.
I also hope Iruma gets a weighted blanket and some actual therapy. He's 14, throw him at therapy.
Anyways, just me being absolutely pissed about Iruma's childhood.
So, I started thinking again (a dangerous pastime for me, really), and I was suddenly interested in actually talking about Iruma's fucked up physical and mental health. More beneath the "Keep reading".
Let's talk about before Iruma got into the Netherworld first. Forced to work from age one, Iruma has been put through repeated stressful situations. While we can acknowledge his danger sensing instincts, we also have to acknowledge that prolonged/repeated exposure to stress hormones can lead to toxic stress which is maladaptive.
Continuing my talk about the Adverse Childhood Experience study, I looked into heart diseases that correlated to a higher ACE score. Before you continue, I want you all to take a guess as to what sort of heart disease made me more incensed.
Made a guess? Great. Here you are then. The one that shocked and aggravated me most.
Heart failure.
Heart. Failure.
Imagine Iruma continuing to live with his parents, still growing up in that stressful environment. He would have had over 40 percent of a chance for heart failure (and still might, because continue to consider 13 years of repeated trauma).
Let's also consider his appetite. We all know that for Iruma, food was scarce and he often ate grass. Despite how fucked up his digestive tract must be (he has to at least be somewhat anorexic), he eats large portions. But why?
My first guess was that Iruma's taste buds were affected by his "meals" and therefore because he couldn't taste, he couldn't savor his food. But that was tossed out the window in the Harvest Festival arc. He can still taste, so that isn't why he's a black hole.
My second guess was the presence of Alikred. The gluttonous feeder ring feeds on magic and has quite the appetite. Could the magical appetite of the ring's entity be affecting Iruma's appetite to make him crave large quantities of food to consume mana.
Now to bring up Iruma's mental health. Because we obviously have to talk about that.
Let me start with before Iruma came to the Netherworld. Because I think part of that is the reason we see Iruma grow.
I have a few theories and guesses as to what Iruma's mental health was like, but I will say without a doubt (a little headcannon of mine) that he had both mild (maybe) depression and high anxiety.
Before anyone goes for my throat, let me explain.
Iruma has been neglected by his parents and has never truly had any friends his age. Being ousted by both parents and peers, Iruma's mind would twist slightly and he would grow depressed as he would feel isolated. And for teenagers, who thrive on social interactions just to put labels on things, Iruma's isolation was dangerous and harmful to his mental health because he was alone.
As for anxiety, that one was obvious. Jobs can be stressful. Iruma is a teenager. But because he's never gone to school and learned about deadlines early on, any job he's had that has had a deadline has made him anxious. That's also why he's bad at studying. No school. He's never been in a situation where he's had to really study and he's not used to basic math or complicated terminology. We also have the life-threatening situations that would also raise anxiety.
Not to mention the "training" his parents gave him to never say no...
Now, let's get into Iruma in the Netherworld.
When Iruma is sold to Sullivan, he genuinely wants to say no to him. He doesn't like that he's been sold by his parents. Sullivan knows how to use his words though and Iruma becomes his grandson. A little bit after though, while Sullivan is planning Iruma's education and Iruma is trying to protest, Sullivan makes a remark that had Iruma refused, he would have eaten Iruma, Iruma gets terrified. Iruma's seen animals that would gladly turn him into a meal and Sullivan's words bring back that trauma.
That's also why Iruma is so anxious around his schoolmates. If Sullivan brings back that trauma, then the school anthem and the reminder of what his schoolmates are bring that trauma to the forefront.
Also, he doesn't know social norms or have any experience with people other than being ignored, being made to do things, and he's worked with a lot of adult coworkers. After all, he's 14. That's also why he's wary of his own classmates and teachers. They all terrify him because he doesn't know how to talk to people.
When he looks at his teachers, all he sees is another boss. That is anxiety inducing because of Iruma's experience with jobs. It's also because of this that he doesn't rely on his teachers. Because if they're the bosses and he's the worker, that means they won't help him. So he's already got the mindset that he has to do the work himself and that asking for help would make him bad at his "job" as well as make him a burden. He only relies on others when it is necessary.
That's also why when he is shown repeated "kindness" (looking at you, Kirio), he tends to latch on quite quickly. He's never had a reliable senpai who he can really talk to, so he latches onto Kirio even when Kirio turns out to be dangerous. Balam is the first teacher to show concern and kindness even though the teacher is terrifying physically and that makes Iruma latch onto Balam enough to trust him with his identity as a human. Asmodeus and Clara are the first of his peers to actually be friendly to him and so he latches onto them as his first friends. He even relaxes with Ameri at times because of their love of the same manga.
Iruma gets attached because he's never had good experiences. He's still nervous with his classmates, has never relaxed with Kalego because of how aggressive and indifferent Kalego is to him, but another person he grows attached to is Purson.
Why? Because though Purson is always looking indifferent, once he starts talking, Purson spills everything out. Iruma realizes that Purson is socially awkward and he understands to an extent. Why? Because he's the same in some senses. He acts as a shield for Purson and also acts a voice when initiating communications when first negotiating with the rest of their class for the Music Festival. He's acting the way no one ever acted for him. He's never had a shield or someone to act as his voice. He's playing a role to support someone else.
I could go on forever about this, but I think that's enough for me for now.
So, I'm a part of the Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun fandom and before I took my Human Growth and Development course (one of my summer classes for my current summer semester), I was just reading the manga like normal.
Until I learned about toxic stress from a TED talk my professor had us watch. After that, well... Rant beneath the "Keep reading".
HOW THE FUCK IS IRUMA NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED UP HEALTHWISE?! HOW?!
IRUMA'S PARENTS HAVE BEEN PLACING HIM IN HIGH STRESS SITUATIONS SINCE AGE ONE. ONE!! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKED UP HIS BODY IS?! HE'S BEEN GOING THROUGH IT FOR 13 YEARS!! HIS BODY IS STILL DEVELOPING!!
HIS IMMUNE SYSTEM?! HIS HORMONAL SYSTEMS?! HIS ENTIRE DNA?! HIS ENTIRE HEALTH ALTOGETHER?! HOW IS IT ALL NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED UP?! FUCKING HOW?! THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY IT ALL DISAPPEARED AFTER BEING ADOPTED!!
EITHER IT'S THE AIR OR THE FOOD OR THE MAGIC IN THE AIR, BUT YOU DON'T ERASE 13 YEARS OF TRAUMA TO A PERSON'S BODY OVERNIGHT OR EVEN AFTER A YEAR!!
Part of the video I had to watch talked about the Adverse Childhood Experience study (might not be getting it right, I know the acronym was ACE, would recommend looking it up). It also talked about how higher ACE scores correlated with worse health issues.
Do you know how many times more someone with a higher ACE score was suicidal than a person with an ACE score of zero?
12.
12. Times. More.
Iruma's mental health has to be extremely fucked. There is no way all of it is adaptive (live-saving). Some of it has to be maladaptive (harming). All because of that toxic stress.
Not to mention that those with toxic stress were more likely to have cancer and other health diseases.
If you all needed a reason to hate Iruma's parents more, here you go. I was absolutely aggravated when I learned about this and then looked at Iruma's treatment again.
I hope Iruma's parents die in a ditch/aggressive.
I also hope Iruma gets a weighted blanket and some actual therapy. He's 14, throw him at therapy.
Anyways, just me being absolutely pissed about Iruma's childhood.
Do y'all remember the meme where a guy is proposing and there's a guy with a sign that says "SAY NO" on it? I was thinking and had a funny idea for my "Warden of the Aether Cores MC" AU.
So while Dottore is doing his little thing in 6.3, trying to recruit Aether to his side, Aether keeps seeing his eldest daughter (Zhu Lijuan/MC) and she's holding up a sign that says "SAY NO" because she disapproves.
This insane maniac of a man will not be taking her father on her watch! Only she and her sisters can decide the level of insanity that their father can court.
This was an idea I had for my "Warden of the Aether Cores MC" AU regarding Aether, but it was a funny idea nonetheless.
The idea was of the Sinners being absolute freaks for the cosmic monstrosity that is the Aether of this AU. Platonic, romantic, you name it. Aether basically kicked open the door to the spaceship and started looking for his sister, finding her presence strongest in Khaenri'ah.
But also, imagine if it was before the fall of Khaenri'ah. What do you all think about that? Should I add a during/after the Cataclysm reblog?
Before the fall of Khaenri'ah...
Imagine Surtalogi meeting Aether and fighting with him because Aether is a "monster". Aether, having none of it, absolutely bodies Surtalogi in one go. From then on, Surtalogi bothers Aether constantly, wanting to fight this cosmic monstrosity (like his future student's student). Aether keeps on beating him and Surtalogi keeps chasing him.
Imagine Vedrfolnir seeing a vision of a cosmic entity roaming the lands, looking similar to their new princess (Lumine), seeing the monstrous being, and trying not to think about it again. Upon meeting Aether and hearing his story though? He's absolutely lost. The entity that is Aether is a big brother too and it shows. Vedrfolnir empathizes with him a lot. They are very amiable with each other.
Imagine Rhinedottir meeting the cosmic entity while collecting alchemical ingredients for her experiments. Aether learns about the different ingredients and gets interested in how mages and alchemists do things in Khaenri'ah. Rhinedottir now has a (secret) experiment partner who makes gathering ingredients and general experiment work so much easier. It helps that his innate magic can help contain the damage her experiments cause.
Imagine Hroptatyr who was trying to capture a creature for a class to teach the students about and bumped into Aether that way. Aether sedates the creature he needs and then teleports Hroptatyr back to the edge of wherever the wise one strayed. Of course, that doesn't stop Hroptatyr from interrogating the cosmic being and Aether smacks him away like an oversized cat.
Imagine Rerir (+ Tholindis) out on a date when they come across Aether. Aether watches over them as the energy is unstable and he's currently working on stabilizing it. Tholindis asks a lot of questions that Aether answers to the best of his ability. He's looking for his sister, no he doesn't have a romantic partner, and he's not going to say his exact species. Aether tolerates the two of them and keeps the secrets he knows.
Incorrect Quote:
Aether, in his true form, letting out the most eldritch horror screech ever while posing in the tree branches like he's in a ceiling corner:
The Sinners, pre-Cataclysm, taking one look at him:
Me, now in 2026, nearly done with my associate's degree, working on my 24th work for my yandere Aeons series, having developed a mother Caelus series that I'm planning a 3rd part for: Literally what the absolute fuck is wrong with me?
Me, realizing that I'm nearing finals week for my spring semester and yet I'm STILL working on writing for my series': LITERALLY WHAT THE FU—
Me, staring at the wall: The brainrot is consuming...
I had an idea for my "Warden of the Aether Cores MC" AU where my MC, Zhu Lijuan, and Caelus are related. Aeon!Caelus and Nanook have Jing Yuan as their secret love child. So I just had a funny idea regarding Jing Yuan being feral and protective of his dear aunt. Here's a couple of incorrect quotes regarding Jing Yuan disapproving of the LIs.
All beneath the "keep reading".
Xavier, who discovered Jing Yuan in Zhu Lijuan's apartment and is disapproving: 😒
Jing Yuan, who is altogether done with him: 🙄
Xavier: Alright. We shall duel. Whoever wins—
Jing Yuan, already summoning his weapon and Lightning Lord: All I heard was an opportunity to acquaint your physique with the ground.
Zhu Lijuan, five seconds away from physically restraining both of them: 😮💨
Jing Yuan, staring at Zayne after he came to pick up his aunt after her checkup: 😒
Zayne, trying not to make a face at this "unknown" man coming to pick up Zhu Lijuan: 😐
Jing Yuan, turning to Zhu Lijuan: I do not tolerate his presence.
Zayne: You are a disruption. Zhu Lijuan, I believe there was something else—.
Jing Yuan, moving Zhu Lijuan behind him: Did you hear something, auntie?
Zhu Lijuan: Both of you, I swear...
Jing Yuan, clinging to his aunt while staring at Rafayel after going to see her bodyguard work for Rafayel: 😐
Rafayel, who is not happy about seeing someone else cling to Zhu Lijuan: 😠
Rafayel, trying to establish physical intimacy with Zhu Lijuan while Jing Yuan is poking things up ahead:
Jing Yuan, snapping his head at a 180 degree angle just to let out the screech of an eldritch horror to get Rafayel to back off:
Zhu Lijuan, already mentally preparing her lectures for the two of them:
Sylus, looking at Jing Yuan while Zhu Lijuan is busy talking to Luke and Kieran: 😐
Jing Yuan, clinging to Zhu Lijuan and making direct eye contact because he is not afraid of anything at this point: 😐
Sylus, silently communicating with his eyes: Step off.
Zhu Lijuan, who is still talking but has noticed the tension and is mentally arranging an ass beating for Sylus for attempting to aggravate her nephew:
Caleb, coming into Zhu Lijuan's apartment after she invited him over:
Jing Yuan, currently eating in the kitchen after making a surplus of food for himself and his aunt Lijuan:
Caleb, walks into the kitchen and makes direct eye contact with Jing Yuan: 😧
Jing Yuan, staring back with his utensil in his mouth: 😶
Jing Yuan, swallowing his food while still staring at Caleb and remembering how his aunt told him to play nice with Caleb:
Caleb, about to crash out: 😠
Jing Yuan, about to summon his weapon and Lightning Lord: 🙄
Later...
Zhu Lijuan, entering the apartment: Ok, I'm here. I hope you two—
Caleb, passed out on the floor:
Jing Yuan, sipping tea on the couch:
Zhu Lijuan, assessing the situation: Dare I ask...?
Jing Yuan: He was not happy to see me.
Zhu Lijuan, pinching the bridge of her nose: Yeah, that tracks... I'll explain when he wakes up.
Jing Yuan, scoffing: I wish you luck, Aunt Lijuan.
After I finish my fic where Yandere Nanook and Yandere Qlipoth tag team over Caelus, I've decided that the next work on my agenda shall be for my mother Caelus series and it'll be Yaoshi/Caelus.
Yaoshi is getting a daughter named Guiying. The name is Guiying is comprised of the characters gui - "laurel, cassia, cinnamon" and ying - "flower, petal, brave, hero". I decided that it was the most fitting name I could find for a daughter of The Abundance.
Guiying has Yaoshi's hair color, but the tips of the hair have Caelus' coloring dusted on the ends. Guiying's eyes are gold with flecks of green. She likes wearing Xianzhou style clothes that are embroidered with flowers.
Guiying alternates between calling Caelus "A-Niang" and "Baba". She also alternates between calling Yaoshi "A-Niang" and "A-Die". People sometimes get confused because why is this child calling a very feminine person "father" and the person who looks like he works out "mother".
The second Guiying starts displaying her powers, Yaoshi and Caelus immediately panic.
Guiying, displaying her powers of Abundance and making flowers bloom in Caelus' room:
Yaoshi & Caelus, staring:
Yaoshi: We are not allowing her to go on the Xianzhou ships until she can control her powers and learn to hide them. Our daughter will die otherwise.
So, I decided to make this due to my hilarious thoughts. This is centered around my LADS MC for my "Warden of the Aether Cores MC" AU. For slight context, Jing Yuan is Nanook and Aeon!Caelus' secret love child that was hidden on the Luofu by Caelus and my MC for this AU and Caelus are related. Have this incorrect quote.
Jing Yuan: I feel like everyone is keeping secrets from me...
Zhu Lijuan (MC): I have advice as to how you can get over that, Xiao-Yuan.
Jing Yuan: Oh? What does Aunt Lijuan advise this Xiao-Yuan do?
Zhu Lijuan: If someone says that they are keeping secrets from you "for your own good", then you toss the explanation in the trash and mentally torture them until they crack.
Jing Yuan:
Jing Yuan: Aunt Lijuan, what...?
Meanwhile, on Earth...
Caleb, sneezing:
Liam: Sir, are you okay?
Caleb: Just got a chill.
Liu Yinuo, internally: Lijuan-jiejie is planning crimes.
My thoughts about how they would interact in my AU.
