#shieldedshire

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after they get married and lived happily ever (cuz thats canon trust) and bilbo is annoyed at thorin, he’ll have him sleep on the couch or smth, but halfway through the night- not even- like. hardly even an hour after they go to sleep, bilbo will go to wherever thorin is sleeping and go to sleep with him there

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‘not our only hope’ thorin says with basically heart eyes and wonder in his voice as he looks up and thinks about bilbo

like ok sir i know what you are 😒

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its been 4 days of this hyperfixation and im already writing a 'thorin fucking dies but NOPE HES ALIVE AND FINE and shows up at bilbos house' because these fuckers wont get out of my head

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'it is a fierce and jealous love bilbo'

hmmmm.... love... like the love thorin has for bilbo.... that makes him give bilbo the mithril shirt.... and he doesnt even suspect bilbo for having the arkenstone...

and the next scene is literally the definition of 'his eyes softened'...

faggot

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im not even attracted to men but OUGH

LOOK AT HIS HAIR

it's fabulous.

bilbo asking to braid it bc not even he can resist this mans magnificent hair and thorin getting so flustered and trying (and failing) to play it cool

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au where everythings the same except thorin kisses bilbo just before he dies

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thorin being cheesy and calling bilbo his 14th share of the treasure

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no heterosexual explanation. not one. you cant even lie and say there is like

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

GAY