Mar 9, 2017
Emi: How do we know Zhu Li can't be aggressive?
Mai: She's not going to attack. She's a pussy fest!
Shikeyou: PACIFIST.
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Emi: How do we know Zhu Li can't be aggressive?
Mai: She's not going to attack. She's a pussy fest!
Shikeyou: PACIFIST.
Zhu Li: I'm a pacifist.
Mai: You're a thing that babies suck on...?
Emi: No, that's a pedophile.
Shikeyou: I think she means pacifier. Also how do you get pedophile from "a thing that babies suck on", Emi?
Emi: *coughs*
Mai: Zhu Li's not here so I'm going to run around the town shirtless!
Shikeyou: Why
Mai: She is pretty much 90% of my impulse control.
Zhu Li: I don't have any weapons. I'm a pacifist. Shikeyou: Well, just get over there and yell "BANG BANG BANG" really loudly
[Shikeyou starts pouring oil in the air holes of lockers]
Shikeyou: Fuck this locker.
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: ...
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: And this locker.
Shikeyou: Ok let's go.
Shikeyou: It will work. I am 95 percent sure.
Mai: What about the other 5 percent?
Shikeyou: ...
Shikeyou: It won't.
Mai: *gasp*
Mai: A.I....? What does the A stand for again?
Shikeyou: Artificial.
Mai: Artificial.. Then what does the I-
Shikeyou: Intelligence.
Mai: Oooooh!
Mai: ...What's the A again?
Mai: I should have known! Boys NEVER like me.
Shikeyou: Mai, nobody likes you.
Mai: I like me...