#shinebrightlikeadoitsu

[bigidiotenergytm]

Very silly question, sir, but have you ever drawn Hades and/or Poseidon as kids? If not, may we perhaps see that? Back when they were bite sized :3

"back when they were bite sized" how bout i kill u ciki.

[bigidiotenergytm]

This has probably been asked before but consider: Poseidon with a fishtail braid 👀

lucky for u i just finished this sketch from months ago about it >:)

[bigidiotenergytm]

Lord Poseidon, mighty God of the Seas, Earth-Shaker, Tamer of Horses... I must ask you a question of great importance:

What is your cup size?

"You've gone through tribulations, you've set up your altar, you have even thought about how you will address me through your prayer. Such preparations, yearning, with no real hope for an answer..."

"And yet, you ask me this."

[bigidiotenergytm]

Daddyseidon, that corset seems a bit tight. Here, I can hold your titties instead~

"DIE."

[bigidiotenergytm]

Did it hurt? When you found out Zeus french kissed Odysseus? Were you jealous? Were you FUMING when you found out Ody manwhored his way out of death with Zeus but not with you?

'DID IT HURT?'

A ludicrous question. Asking a GOD if he feels PAIN. Asking a God, if he feels jealousy. Claiming a God fumes in His rage, a hatred so earth-shattering it can make Gaia's ocean pit deeper.

Hatred for his Brother. Hatred for that little king.

CONSPIRING AGAINST HIM. That's what it was. A spite held by the two that brought them together. A spite against HIM. What can Poseidon assume, but the wildest grin on both faces that only turn to mock him? And what will he do, knowing the blasphemy committed?

Zeus. His little Brother. Out of the question, he is. Electricity and water. Poseidon's fully, and most painfully, aware of the imbalance. God against God. Too troublesome. — Too. Hard. But King against king?

"I̱̦̭̻̝͎̣ ̱̖̖̼̘̖͖̙ͅ'͎̱̫͇̘͕͓ ̤̰̺͉̯͈̮̞̯̠̩̰̤͓ͅl͙̬̮̜̝͚̗̮ ̲͎̥͉͙l̦̗̙̠̭͎̝͈̖͈̜͓ ̹͉̮̦̥ ͕̲̩̼̘͔̻͕̗k̲͇͍ ̣̻̰̺͖͎̣̣̲͍̺ͅi̯̠̦̖̹̥͙̫̲̤̳̲̺͓̬͍̞ ̬̟̘̮l͕̭͙͓̼̣̙̣̰̹ ̗͍̯̩̼̜̩̺̪͔̼̺̳͍̥͎̟̘l̤͍̼̼̙͓̻̻ͅ ̗̦̦̞̠̣̺̭̣ ̫̮̰̜̟̻̫̭̹̜̗h̦̲͔̙͈ͅ ̥̤̟̪̫̬͉̘̩̖̯͖͖̻̳ḭ̫̺͇̪̘̦̥̬͍̻ͅ ̳͚̫͚m̫̙͇̝̱̖͖̯͚̗̦̩̺̹̰̹ͅͅ ͍̹̼̭̰̬̦̥̙̰̙̺͔͍͖̥.̯̭̪̟̖̟̦̼͈̙̬̤͍̳̫̺̙̬ ͇̭̫̦͉͓.̭̭̳̣ ̪̳̻̬̱̙̥̞̻̞̜̭.̹̙̺̜͉͕̟̼̱̠̣̹̺̮̼̬̩̗"

A grin. Massive, the dark form showing off multiple rows of cyan, glowing teeth.

"I̭̻͕̳͙̲͈̬̣̮͈̬͈̗̼͍ ̣̺̪̭̣̬.͈̭̯̝ ͚̳͇̞̻̙̜̖͇͎̗͍̗̜̜̺̤ͅ.͎̫̦̠̬̠̬̣̙͔̹̥̭͎ ̳̳̗̗̜̹̗̬.͈̬̯̰͎ ̱̠͔̝̠̯ͅ ͓̮̞̪͚̣͚̻̙͓͖̻͕w͎͉̦̯̖̖̠̘̗͓̼͎̺͎̞̹ ̼̜̦͈͎̟̦̫̺̱i̭̠̜̗͇̘̘͓̟̫͔̳͉ ̦̖̦͎̹̳͖̬͉̮̱̮̬̪̭l̤̦̟̥̺̖͉̲͖̥͉̦͎ ̹̞̗͓̗̫͕͙̩̤̫̘̞̖͍͇̯͚l͈̱̳̰̝̣̦̖̭̦̰ ̯͉̘̺͖̪̻̼͍̮ ̗̜͇̗̰̘r̮̝͉͔̞̤̟ ̩̩͉ͅi̖̳̙̣̗͇ ͙͇͇̼͓̞̙̜̲͔͇̼̘p̠̝͕̙̦̗͉̦̥̣̭̳̦͙ ̭͓̝̞̦ ̜̲̖̤̥t̜͇̲̣̫͕̯̪̺̖ ͚̠̯͍̼ͅh͙̞̘̝̙̼̻̺ ̠̳̼̞̤̹̫̗͚̤̮̖̞̗͚̦̲e̜͈̥̙̜̱̼͚͙̠̱̣̙̝̝͉̬ ̠̺̲̞ ̦̻̝̹͖̮̯͎͓͎̻H̱̹̖̬̙̞ ̖̬̠̪̟̠̫E̼̦͖̫͕̫̜ ̭̭̮̘̦͔̞̲ͅA͓̗͇̣̜͓̮̱̫ ̩̮̟R̠͕͉̯̻̘̞ͅ ̪̬̭̘͖̝̰̦̱̪̜̦̮̲̝̥͙͕͕T͈̻͍̬͉ ͉͓̫̻̣̰̼͙̺̗̦͔̲̮͇̪̝̟ ͚̱̖̯̼̫̭̫̳ͅͅf͙̱͍̻̼͚͙̙̘̠͚̙͇̳̞̖̮̪ ͙̫̮̙̝͎̬̺̝̟͙̺͉͚r͍̼̪̜͔ ̣̘̦̺̰̟̤̺̳̦̩̘̙̣̭ͅo̺̰̤̠̟̙̤͙ ̖͓̱̲͈̼̗̥̠ͅm̤̘̲̣̼̳̲̦̣̦̙͍͚͎̬̘̭̗ͅ ̭͙̻̠̮h̤̠͕̻̻̘͈̹̦̱̬̮͎͔ ̳͍͓͈̩̪͉̮i͔̰̼͖̞̰͔̙̞̼͈̭̬̩͇͙͕ ̠̰̺͇͙̤̲̯̖͕̯̫m͙̠̠̬̼͇̖̞̭̤͓̖͇̠͕̯̬͕ ̝͚̭͈̣̳̮̜̺̯͓̦.͙̳̩͇̙̱̺ ̳̼̭͓͎͈̰̜͍̮̩ͅͅ.̫̬̞̜͇̺̻̩͕̫̰̖ ̦̱̯̙̱͖̹̣̗.̲̫͍͎͉͕͙͚̫̞̲̞"

Only then. Odysseus of Ithaca will be HIS.

[bigidiotenergytm]

Noooo don't kill me and send me straight to your hot brother noooo don't do that noooo

"... to my WHAT brother?"

[chokingoncosplay]

Lol anyone remember the "Shine bright like a doitsu" phase the entire Hetalia fandom went through like a year or two ago? #hetalia #shinebrightlikeadoitsu #lol

[0glass-mentality-kid0]

Doitsu then proceeded to strike down all the haters. t(-_-t) #Hetalism #Shinebrightlikeadoitsu