#shinocchio

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ilya doesnt know about shinocchio's Cock of Lies and every time he meets with shane hes like, i Swear this was smaller last time but he doesn't really believe it until he watches it grow in front of his eyes. which should be the tuna melt scene for biggest emotional impact

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running a heated rivalry blog is all about adapting. one second im trying to parse my shanalysis (shane analysis), and then it its time for Shinocchio and his Cock of Lies

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so that’s why his cock is so big..,it’s full of lies…

precisely.

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Shane is a real boy but when he lies his Penis grows larger

SCREAM

thats why hes so hung actually. full of lies...

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shinocchio on the phone call with hayden...

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ilya makes shinocchio tell him lies while ilyas sucking him off

[art3missilver]

When I first heard of Shinocchio I didn’t know it was just about Shane’s Dick Of Lies. I was picturing Shane just being the wooden puppet (the one from shrek) and most unfortunately I was picturing Ilya fellating the nose.

I have since learned that this is Not the case.

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Shinocchio and his Cock of Lies but it’s that scene in Shrek where they tell Pinocchio to say he’s wearing ladies underwear to make his nose grow but he actually is wearing ladies underwear. Anyways idk why someone would ask him to make his penis grow outside of sexual context maybe a team mate is stuck in quicksand and his penis could reach them if it was just a little longer. It’s 1am for me

yeah okay sure :)))