Shiny Badge Quest 2: The Training Arc
I lick my wounds under the shadows of the gym. Miss Piggy is napping away her exhaustion. I sat there puzzling over the quagmire that I face. The gym now a looming, seemingly insidious tower, expelling the scent of baked goods.
Of course, my purple covered head would be filled with doubts. Not over my pink piglet because she got moxie. She battles as she naps, excessively hardcore.
I looked up, and sheepishly waved at the mail courier. He asked what was wrong and I explained my predicament. He was vacationing for a few days and came to tastes some of Cortondo Gym Leader’s renowned Beatle Snicker-doodles. He offered to be my battle partner, sharpen Miss Piggy battling skills and help me fiddle around with any strategies in my arsenal.
I declined and he offered that if he wins against me then I’ll be forced to accept his offer. Like, I’m going to allow the mailman to mail my non-binary butt to loserville.
Miss Piggy roared into battle. I was full of confidence. Even more so when his first Pokémon, Psyduck took the field.
I terastalize the pig, used Echo voice and… the duck outspend me, washed me away and confused Miss Piggy with Water Pulse.
Ever seen a floating, fainted pig? It’s not a pretty sight…
I slapped on a Persim Berry to combat the confusion. The duck sunk my piggie again. Taught substitution and that faded faster that the lights in Miss Piggy’s eyes.
The cocky little ducky kept making faces during the battles too. The duck was making me cuss with words that’d make Nurse Joy blush…
But I kept at it. Kept fine-tuning my battling skills. I acknowledge the limitations of Miss Piggy but amazed by her determination and grit. Thus eventually…
Until his Mudbray came in to clean up… the next profanity shouted made Angel blush and the combees scattered away in alarm.
Eventually, I bid him farewell for now to reattempt the gym…
For now, I stood tall in the towering shadows of the gym. Steeled by my recent losses and frustration.
Ready to show that Miss Piggy isn’t gonna be smeared all over the gym like discarded bacon grease.
I take a breath. Slap my cheeks. Marched in to wrest the badge from Katy’s gym. And NOT because Miss Piggy is dangerously close to overstepping the level cap…
Irregardless, it’s time to sparkle!