You really like making me cry, don’t you? Now, I got to say, I have only been watching AoS once in a while so I could be so far off from the actual characters.. but here are my headcanons anyway:
who’s the cuddler: Fitz! There are times when he likes to be all butch and stuff but really he likes to cuddle, especially when they’re watching a movie.
who makes the bed: JEMMA. Definitely her. Jemma likes to keep things in order while Fitz is a chaotic whirlwind who leaves stuff like socks or his gadgets everywhere (”Fitz, you left one of the dwarves on the bed again.” “It’s probably Sleepy. He was sleepy.” “Very funny, Fitz. Absolutely hilarious.”).
who wakes up first: Fitz. He wakes up early and makes breakfast and coffee before Jemma. Jemma however, gets ready to leave for work far earlier than he does.
who has the weird taste in music: Fitz probably? Jemma likes classical and the type of music that helps you think. Fitz however, have been known to listen to loud i-dont-even-know-what-they-are-screaming-about music when he’s working on his stuff. But what surprises Jemma is when she discovers Fitz likes musicals and knows the words to everything and have been keeping it a secret.
who is more protective: Jemma worries but it’s Fitz who panics when they are out in the field. Mainly because he knows Jemma would risk everything to complete a mission and have a low regard of her own safety.
who sings in the shower: Jemma hums while Fitz belts his heart out.
who cries during movies: Fitz. Jemma hardly cries during movies, but Fitz has been known to shed a few tears. He just recently found out that Jemma has been hiding his favorite disaster films (”You’ll just be upset!” “But it’s a GREAT MOVIE!”).
who spends the most while out shopping: Jemma makes calculated expenditures while Fitz gets distracted easily by gadgets, not because he wants to use them, but he wants to try opening them up and putting them back together again. Jemma spends most time dragging Fitz away. She has decided that it’s probably safer for her to do all the household shopping so Fitz will never have to suppress his shopping urges. So, Jemma.
who kisses more roughly: JEMMA. Fitz is not complaining.
who is more dominate: Jemma but she allows Fitz to dominate every now and then.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: Am I rating for the pain they have caused me? 9.5
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you my headcanons.