#shippy content

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Strika: If an assassin killed you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the earth.

Lugnut: On your word, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Starscream: You guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

[llzehs]

Ever since Roman turned heel and went all broody call me daddy chief, I have been having these vision of peak babyface Dean having a feud with this version of Roman. IMAGINE.

Roman asserting his dominance...Dean determination to prove his worth and fighting for the title...But Roman’s the Alpha dog and he makes Dean learn it the hard way. 

It gets dirty. Real dirty. If you know what I mean 🤤

[elrondsscribe]

Also ... I liked Sarah Livingston? She was really beautiful and principled and tough? And I liked that she got to fuck Ben, and think they were super cute?

Like, we can all agree that Turn’s narrative treated her abysmally badly, but a surprisingly large number of people in this fandom don’t like her, which surprises me.

[voidtongued]

Darvo/Clem good

Darvo/Baro also good

Darvo/Baro/Clem polyam BEST

[fedorasaurus]

I usually post about Street Fighter Alpha 3, but today I was looking up some stuff from SFA2 and like... while Sodom does fight Rolento in his route, they don’t have any pre-fight dialogue like they do in SFA3. He does, however, have a conversation with Ken, who is a complete jerk for absolutely no reason and I’m flabbergasted at this rude boy!

Sodom is minding his own damn business and Ken shows up out of nowhere like “HEY SHOGUN I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A COSTUME PARTY. :)))) ”

That said, should I draw Sodom in a pretty dress: yes or yes?

So yeah, after fighting Ken, he fights Rolento, but they don’t talk or anything. In fact, there aren’t any other dialogues until he fights Guy at the end.

Rolento DOES talk to Sodom in his own route though. I think this is what Rolento’s “I’ll forgive you for your rudeness in the past” line is referring to in SFA3. I mean... I still don’t entirely understand what Sodom did that was so “rude.” He just tells him that Mad Gear is becoming more powerful and that Rolento should re-join them, but then Rol is like

As a sidenote, this entire argument is taking place on Birdie’s stage, which is inside of a men’s restroom. It’s hilariously unclassy and I can’t help but imagine them bickering like this while using the urinals and then immediately start punching each other in front of the stalls and everyone. They’re such children. Everyone in this game is a dramatic child.

I almost forget why I ship them when they’re like this.

Oh yeah

Rol’s ending in SFA3:

(This isn’t the whole thing, just the dialogue bits that I’m thinking about)

He came back for you, my dude.

He’s so proud of you for having enough sense to destroy the mind-control device instead of stealing it for your own use.

HE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU, MY DUDE.

Aa--

my hand slipped

TA-DA, FANART

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Ratchet, introducing Optimus: This is my better half.

Optimus, introducing Ratchet: This is my bitter half.

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Longarm: Bumblebee, please, no one here knows we’re dating.

Ironhide[walking by]: Yes, they do.

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Jazz: You can have sex with one person from all of history - who is your ultimate lay?

Sentinel: I'd like to have sex one more time with my girlfriend who fell into spiders' hole thousand stellar cycles ago. My body yearns for her. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may die and leave you wanting.

Optimus: I also choose his dead girlfriend.