#source: get smart

[emmikay]

Kip Grady: Scott, please, no one knows we’re dating.

Elena Rygg: (walking past) Yes, we do.

[ladymiraclewings]

Twilight Sparkle: Well, not everything's a competition. Rainbow Dash: If it were, I'd win.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: This isn't training! This is real! You are really going to get yourself killed if you don't listen to me! Yelena: You're faced with an assassin. What do you do? Kate: I take out my gun… Kate: (pulling gun out of holster) and I would shoot-

(as Kate raises her weapon in front of her, Yelena snatches it from Kate and points it at the archer’s head)

Yelena: You don't have a gun. Kate: I did until you took it! Yelena: "Bang," you're dead! Kate: No, I'm not.

(Yelena points the gun at Kate's chest)

Yelena: "Bang," you're dead! Kate: Stop shooting me!

(points the gun at spots all over Kate's upper body)

Yelena: Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Kate: I don't like it when you shoot me! Stop it! Stop shooting me!

(Yelena sticks the gun back into Kate's pants)

Kate: Hey! Yelena: You going to let me lead now? Kate: … yes.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: Inside there's a pill, if captured it will cause death in nine seconds. Theo: Great, but how exactly do I get them to take it? Stiles: ... Theo: Not much of a laugher are you?

[saintofpride201]

Campbell: Now listen close, Snake... I've secured you landing clearance at El Dorado International Airport. You'll be acting as a UN inspector. I'll arrange for them to get you a 4x4. The location Naomi gave us - the PMC's base - is in a mountainous region surrounded by forests. Use the 4x4 to get as close as possible to the PMC's security perimeter. From there on, Snake, it'll be a solo sneaking mission.

Snake: Hrrrmmm....

Campbell: Did you get all that, Snake?

Snake: Not all of it, Colonel...

Campbell: What part didn't you get?

Snake: The part after you said "Now listen close, Snake".

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Peni: Well, not everything's a competition.

Damian: If it were, I'd win.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: Are you staring at my butt?

Bucky: No, No, I… I was, but I’m not… I’m staring again.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: It's over Swansea, I'll take that file.

Edgar: If you want it, you'll have to take it.

Geoffrey:

Geoffrey: That's what I just said!

Edgar: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you!