#shit funny

[webtoonempress]

SVSSS CH.59

Thank heavens, that bothersome old Dream Demon spirit finally agreed to let him go. Shen Qingqiu was about to sit up in a single movement when his right leg suddenly seemed to brush against something that poked stiffly into his inner thigh.

Shen Qingqiu thought it was a sword hilt at first and absent-mindedly stretched out a hand to go push it aside. He had just touched it when the System’s announcement suddenly exploded:

【YOOOOOOO~~Cool points +1000┏(┏^q^)┓~ Congratulations for obtaining the achievement “Physical Relationship Development”!!!】

Immediately, Shen Qingqiu’s body also stiffened into a dried corpse.

“Physical Relationship Development”? The hell was that?

He looked down again. Only then did he find out that this “sword hilt” was truly something remarkable.

Sky pillar2 ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the sky pillar ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRUUHHH lol the systen really gave sqq a 1000 points for touching lbh d!ck 🤣🤣🤣 and sqq really called it a sky pillar

Translated on BCNovel

[sexynakedblackguy]

My brother is treating me to dinner an then we gonna go get ratchet an turnt up

[boxscreamz]

OC transformations are so funny cuz wdym my OC with deep detailed lore and with extensive thought and soul put into it used to be a horse???

[shwing-flam]

My friend was riding a horse by sitting on it’s head, I asked why and he said “It’s a unicorn”

(also just realised a unicorn with two horns is called a bi corn

[ebyam]

'If her nipples pierced she plays games'

😂

[themasterpupil]

Old heads playing dominoes bout 4 houses down and its across the street so why do I hear them all the way up in my room right now lol

[kolasimitera]

why yall always think yall dragging somebody bye