#shit lips

[jaro-oraj]

No wonder he runs away from home every night 💀

[incorrect-kid-icarus-quotes]

A random Centurion: Lady Palutena, what’s wrong?

Palutena: I think Viridi is dating my son.

Centurion: Aw, c'mon, you know better. Viridi is always down on Earth. …Lady Palutena? You’re sweating really bad.

Palutena: (stopped paying attention because she saw Viridi hiding halfway behind a pillar in the distance)

Viridi: I held hands with your son, shit lips!

[gryotharian]

i have created it, feel free to add and discuss

[shiftythrifting]

some finds courtesy of seattle

[arra-tech]

Remember that post that I tagged you in 3 times? Yeah, that's where harvard, w.h.o., and the dsm-v disagree with you. Now you seem to not be able to make up your mind on whether dysphoria is needed or not. "You don't need dysphoria to be trans" then "You can literally not be trans if you don't feel dysphoria". I know quite a bit more about gender, sex, gender dysphoria, and gender euphoria than your pasty cis ass. I'm not lying or manipulating anything. I'm actually pointing out where experts have said that (to use your own words:) "this is how the world works." You're the one that's clearly upset about that and are refusing to acknowledge such. But again, "the real world doesn't work like that, you just want it to. And guess what buttercup, the real world isn't owned by you." Tl;dr: there's more than 2 genders and whinning and screaming about it doesn't make you right, just irritating and wrong as fuck. @raptors-n-foxes

[cuckstumer-service]

Complaint #14

When a kids having a tantrum and the parent just keeps staring at the menu

[stunningly-strange]

Shit lips

"I would rather kiss myself than anyone else Desperately seeking a pair to match mine But none of them fit, felt as divine As yours. It's all a sign, don't you see. Baby We were meant to be; but you wanted to be free of me. Be rid of me. Be a sad sack, alone, with no kids or me. I would rather kiss myself than anyone else Desperately seeking a pair to match mine But none of them fit, feel as divine As yours. Stop acting so whore-y Ooo baby This bores;; me. It tore me;; apart No one knows me like you do Can't control me like you do No one kills me like you do Makes me live like you do Heart race like you do. Feeling safe like you do It's true So fuck you and your shit lips Because The shame. It comes in waves. And I would rather kiss myself than anyone else. Unless it's you. You know it's true. Shit lips I would rather kiss myself than anyone else Desperately seeking a pair to match mine But none of them fit,... felt as divine... As yours. Shit lips."

[houplin]

Sitting here having real life talk with my dog. Asking the serious questions. Like why does she feel the need to eat her poop after she takes a shit...she has nothing to say on the matter.