Customer Service

and everything terrible about it

[fuck-customers]

[ktiseos]

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

[wavetapper]

[unpeeled-human]

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[cuckstumer-service]

[cuckstumer-service]

me: mam your skidplate is holding on by one bolt. it needs 8 bolts and you only have one. want me to take it down and put it in your trunk?

customer: no. jesus has me

me:

[memewhore]

[meanplastic]

*item doesn’t scan*

customer: oh that means it’s free right?

me:

[tamamita]

[rottenlittleshit]

when someone comes in as I'm closing the doors to the shop

[cuckstumer-service]

[cuckstumer-service]

me: does the order look right?

the customer for the next 5 minutes:

[cuckstumer-service]

older customer: how are you doing today baby? i just wanted to know where-

are you crying?

me (devoid of caring parents and constantly seeking guiding adult figures):

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cuckstumer-service]

14 year olds applying for their first job at taco bell because their parents said if they don't have a job they will die

[last-to-the-orgy]

[cuckstumer-service]

peep me enjoying those precious 10 seconds i get to sit before i have to stand for 9 more hours

[cuckstumer-service]

if only this was an appropriate response to customers asking dumbass questions