#shit thoughts

[ennui-whimsy-and-me]

I will not get over the fact that this science boy, man is a whole scientist, opens this alien capsule for the first and has no idea what’s in it - just to take a big ass sniff of the inside. If Rocky wasn’t such a dope ass individual, the whole story would’ve ended there. No self-preservation skills.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

“And so. The tumblr community realized that every poster has its benefits and no one is better than the other.

Except those tumblr accounts.

You know who I’m talking about. ”

“Excuse me? What do you mean? which group of people?”

[anona1-mous]

i cant fucking stop thinking about belos holy shit

i was doing so normal at college looking at bio-hazardous laboratory samples under the microscope, but once I see ONE vaguely greenish blob (most likely a fucking parasite or a stupid cell) on the sample

my belos-infested ass immediately goes "awww this reminds me of belos 🥺🥺🥺🥺"

GETOUT OF,MY HEAD GETOUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF NMY HEA

[cyanparadis]

[ A ] :: have lunch before having the shower

[ B ] :: have shower before having the lunch

[ C ] :: something other ( say in reblogs. )

which one do you usually do?

A

B

C

Voting ended onMar 5, 2023

[motivated-by-pure-spite]

ok so i can't decide if Clover doesn't curse often or he curses a lot-

he either tries to avoid cursing at all costs, saying it's unnecessary and rude. and if you ever hear him curse it means he's genuinely angry and you should run for ur life :D

or he curses like a fkng sailor-

people always say that Clover would never curse, such an innocent soul would never say something like that :(( and then they hear him being slightly shocked saying something like: "oh fuck that scared the shit out of me" and people are like :O and the thing is that Clover is fully aware of what people think of him, so he even curses more on purpose to surprise them

[speechlessxx]

y’know now that Tom Brady’s single, do you think your boy Chris evans has a chance

[prismaticheretic]

If I can’t feel the music in my boobs the bass isn’t turned up enough.

[enthusiastically-depressed]

How do people say “pecan” like pee-can without thinking of chamber pots?