Chaos Commentary

Fandoms and anxiety welcome here

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

happily falling into the trap yeee

[enthusiastically-depressed]

Do the thing, bagel

[enthusiastically-depressed]

I’ve decided that the most unrealistic thing about Haikyuu is that all the high school level refs knew how to do their jobs.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[iwrestlenow]

THE SACRED TEXT, IN ITS MOST ANCIENT FORM.

[angry-eevee]

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

[adhd-hippie]

Thank you,

This is very reassuring!

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[that-house]

MISERABLE MIKU MONDAYS

[gumi-megpoidd]

its wednesday

[that-house]

MISERABLE MIKU MONDAYS

[enthusiastically-depressed]

It’s Wednesday

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[enthusiastically-depressed]

How do people say “pecan” like pee-can without thinking of chamber pots?

[enthusiastically-depressed]

New form of pig Latin: is google products but with the first letters switched.

Coogle Glassroom

Doogle gocs

Soogle Gheets

[enthusiastically-depressed]

I swear I’m not a national security threat, I’m just a writer.

[enthusiastically-depressed]

Bill Gates: *asks for privacy during divorce*

Us: HoWS iT fEeL NoW????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more from the notes

welcome friends and enemies

ladies, gentlemen, and others

scalliwags and roustebouts

all ya'lls

sworn nemeses and esteemed henchpersons

mommy bloggers and twitter dads

friends, family, and freeloaders

allies, enemies, and those I'm still deciding about

a warm welcome to everyone who managed to sneak past the guards

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[phantomchick]

The spirit of the show really does live on

[potassiumcyanides]

i am in pain with an s at the front

[potassiumcyanides]

i am in pain with a t at the back

[grocerystore-gf]

I am pain but in French

[enthusiastically-depressed]

I am in pain but with an l after the p

[capacity]

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

[enthusiastically-depressed]

*scrolls back up* oh yes... I still am.

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I don’t have main character energy at all. I’m like the comic relief character who is always shown on camera eating an ice cream cone while a crisis is going down