Sheep Hunter dummy

[sheephunter]

Dear sex bots, i am not interested you will not get my money.

shoo

shoo

stop scamming people out of their money.

shoo

shoo

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[foxes-in-love]

[autodiscipline]

girls after withstanding a lifetime of perpetual trauma

girls after they break their favorite mug that costs 69¢

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[dogpuppy]

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[pangur-and-grim]

fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.

[dogpuppy]

[toddcoward69]

Elder Scrolls 6 development leak :

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[beardedmrbean]

He's in charge and he can do that, the next one can change that decision, that's the rules as I understand them.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the other day in the groupchat we were talking about how historical fiction will often try to code aristocrat characters as more sympathetic by only having them have a single servant instead of a whole household of staff but instead this just makes them look like an exploitative employer who’s so cheap he would rather pile impossible amounts of labor upon a single guy than hire enough help to actually run his house

[mlembug]

average small business owner