#shit-aph-america-does

[shitaphsealanddoes]

@shit-aph-america-does Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

[shitaphsealanddoes]

Stuff Sealand Does #302

Is currently curled up in the corner Internally crying because of what he saw in America's secret files

[shittyaus]

Ok so I saw the nerdy game one and just imagine this: The popular guy's new and has no idea what the f he's doing and the nerd is a pro at the game and wins Everytime and the popular dude's just so Impressed

and then can’t talk to him because the nerd has a protective nerd circle around him

[shittyaus]

"We organized an IRL meetup after meeting on Kik and WOW you're hot" AU

after i almost left because i thought you weren’t there and stood me up whoops

[shittyaus]

Love at First Sight aus

Requested by: shit-aph-america-does

i was walking down the street and i only got a glimpse of you but you look exactly like my lover in a past life hey wait

i was injured badly and you took care of me but i first saw you when i was really out of it and i swore you were an angel (you found it hilarious)

we were going out for a long time but i was blind and then i got surgery to give me my sight back and you’re even more beautiful than i thought

i’ve never actually SEEN you but we talk online a lot and we decided to meet up and omg you’re completely gorgeous

it’s the soul mate au where you gain colours once you see your soul mate except i was just glancing around at the crowd wait who was it

you’re the most amazing thing i’ve ever seen and yes i know it’s really corny and cheesy but you take my breath away let’s go on a date maybe?

I hope these were what you were thinking of! :)

~Karissa

[shittyaus]

Awkward mistletoe AUs please

OOOH BUDDY awkward is my middle name XD

Who the hell put mistletoe above my office door while i was on lunch?

why is there mistletoe in EVERY HALLWAY I CAN’T ESCAPE IT

you’re wearing one of those mistletoe headbands and i’m avoiding you like the plague

we’re both bored at a christmas party and are talking until someone points out we’re under the mistletoe oh no

i have no idea what mistletoe is and why the heck is someone trying to kiss me H E L P

you’re wearing a shirt with a picture of mistletoe above your pants and you think it’s clever but it’s really not (i saw someone wear this before it was super awkward)

That’s about all I can come up with, but I hope you like them! :D

~Karissa

[shittyaus]

"We're in the military and I'm spotting for you except I keep missing the targets bc I'm staring at you" AU

and then i almost hit someone whoops

~Karissa

[shittyaus]

"We got a Vegas Wedding but tbh your cute"

Or a “We were drunk and idk who you are but i want to know” :)

(i didn’t know if this was a request or not sorry but i liked it :D)

~Karissa