#shitdyke chronicles

[mrspeacockwasaman]

I need the gays to find out about the overt and inherent homoeroticism of Trailer Park Boys already

[mrspeacockwasaman]

Do y’all ever wonder what happened to ao3 user tatamoniquelaginette?? They just stopped posting one day after 1000’s of fics & months of daily spamming. like…did they die? Get locked up? Mental institution? All their works are still there, just chillin…lol I guess we’ll never know

[mrspeacockwasaman]

If you post byler content and tag Ronance i’m gonna bully you

[mrspeacockwasaman]

Ronance being a top ship on ao3 is really interesting considering half of the fics have Steddie as a main ship and the other half are just the weirdest horniest most unreadable shit you’ve ever seen in your life lollll

[mrspeacockwasaman]

Dykes can’t even exist in our own spaces without being called t*rfs and radfems like fuck offfff the lesbophobia is thriving…. the real issue is weird fetishization and misogyny but i never see y’all talking abt that tsssss smh

[mrspeacockwasaman]

Barbie movie fucked me up real bad and not even in a good way like it was really funny & pretty but conceptually I wanted to blow my brains out ngl

[mrspeacockwasaman]

No but the Barbie movie mostly made me sad bcuz I think there’s this alienation that’s deeply rooted in being an ace lesbian, I’m realizing that most people are not really actively thinking all that much about the complexities of our lives oppressed under a patriarchy or in a hyper gendered society, that it really just took some funny pink nostalgia puke & Ryan Gosling to get the conversation going…this is barely abt the movie itself even, because I don’t think it’s trying to be anything it’s not, but the reception and hype is picking at my brain like a bird, it’s incessant and pretty much impossible to avoid lol. Idk all I can think abt is how this movie barely touched on the intricacies of gender & sexuality…like yeah patriarchy bad, be whatever you want, womanhood is crazy…okay..??..but like what else…?? I think I expected too much is all, I should’ve gone into this expecting a stepford wives horror thriller, that’s what I’m gonna do next time around lol.

I mean..I could watch Mermaidia or fairytopia any day and feel much better than I did walking out of this movie cuz fantasy Barbie is better and cool as shit.

[mrspeacockwasaman]

I called in sick to work an opening barista shift at 5 am… no response from management & my co workers r probably dead asleep… we’re short staffed af so nobody is there to open now. Rip. It’s kinda like when u stay home frm school and imagine what you’d be doing in class while ur in bed… it’s nice. I’m reveling in the idea that my regulars are inconvenienced, and I imagine them stupidly jiggling that fuckass door handle only to finally look up from their fugly chacos into a dark & empty cafe.

(I need a new job probably 😭)