#shitposte

[chaos-has-theories]

Who is the third option to being Jenna's bio dad?

Silas Heap

The Supreme Custodian

Alther Mella

Larry('s Dead Languages)

Night Servant #3

Hildegarde

Jannit Maarten

Castle Queen Parthenogenesis

Hotep-Ra

Beetle Sr.

Djillie Djinn

The Dragon Boat

Voting ended onApr 12, 2024

[sargassostories]

Yennefer, who is trying to kill Stregobor: Let me see that vial. This isn’t poison! This is extract of... LLAMA!

Geralt: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.

Yennefer: Take him out of town and finish the job now!

Geralt, who hoped this was a date: What about dinner?

Yennefer: Geralt, this is kind of important.

Geralt: How about dessert?

Yennefer: Well, I suppose there’s time for dessert.

Geralt: And coffee?

Yennefer: Alright, a quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town AND FINISH THE JOB!

[septimus-heap]

I just remembered that like,, marcia used to have an interest in? Labyrinth patterns? So now I'm just,, imagining some characters (idk who and why okay. Don't ask) and her have ended up in a maze. And they r lost. And everyone is panicking bc Oh God how are we gonna get out oh shit and then there is marcia who is practically vibrating w excitement because it is time to finally put an old special interest to use Hell Yeah

[ace-in-a-shopping-cart]

[fisshontoast]

ID: a digital sketch of marcia, lying face down on the ground in dungeon number one, with a skull to her left and a bone on her right. The image is dark. There is text along the top and bottom that reads "girl help / I fell" /end ID

Hi sep heap fandom :)

[lirii-arts]

Septimus Heap Discord-fueled shitposting+ Tod being tired of Septimus' 4 AM shenangians

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Bonus:

[qwillreign]

Me, at every book club: I will not mention Septimus Heap today, I promise.

Also Me: This reminds me of the one time they went down the rubbish chute!