chaos reigns

She/her - Writing - Books - Fandom - Fun :) Septimus Heap, Rustly Quill Gaming, Girl Genius, and more! i do chemistry 🧪

[qwillreign]

Updated Fic Masterpost:

Series:

Wings AU - Co-operative Fandom Series (Septimus Heap)

Eternity Stuff about Marcellus (Septimus Heap)

Hope Is Where The Heart Is Deity Sasha (Rusty Quill Gaming)

Drabble Collection (Multifandom, Tumblr Drabbles)

Waves of Life Nicko and Snorri <3 (Septimus Heap)

The Riddle of the Castle A (platonic) soulmate AU w/ Jenna, Septimus, Marwick, and Beetle

Standalone Works in Progress: 

The Seventh Of The Seventh Kid fic!, No DomDaniel (Septimus Heap)

Multi-Chapter Standalones:

Finding Marcia Disbands the YA early (Septimus Heap)

I Said I'd Always Be There Zolf being angsty (Rusty Quill Gaming)

It's All For The Best Past Marcia/Cerys, angst (Septimus Heap)

I See Your True Colors Color Vision Soulmates AU (Septimus Heap)

Sicknesse Marcia Curing the Sicknesse (Septimus Heap)

A Year and A Day Post Alther’s Death (Septimus Heap)

Switching Body Swap AU (Septimus Heap) 

Oneshots:

Good Men Don’t Need Rules Beetle Gets Kidnapped (Septimus Heap)

Little Soldier Boy Funeral Scene, MCD (Septimus Heap)

Coming To The Tree Escape from the young army (Septimus Heap)

The Draw Succeeds Queste era (Septimus Heap)

The MidWinter Feast Co-authored with sepfish (Septimus Heap)

The Path To Feeling, The Path Towards Healing Red Strings AU (Septimus Heap)

She's Gone Major Character Death, Mourning (Septimus Heap)

Failing Angst :) (Septimus Heap)

The Queen's Ghosts Ghost Spies (Septimus Heap)

Good Things, Bad Things my first fic! (Septimus Heap)

The Dungeon - Marcia’s Nightmares (Septimus Heap)

Misc Stories:

Changing - a dude during the remodeling of Paris

He Could Have Had Life - I guessed how Mozart died

Wake Up - Narnia Triple Drabble

[qwillreign]

There’s a summer camp in the woods for adults who like dancing and my feet hurt

[maximinimaximus]

Well, Klaus now has indisputable proof that:

Tarvek DOESN'T share his late, unlamented father's allegiance to Lucrezia

Agatha is NOT a copy of the Other (though she was in the past)

Gil is NOT wasped

Lucrezia's monologuing is very helpful, actually. It'll help to clear the air before the gang pin Klaus down long enough to have a heart to heart.

[jaz-the-bard]

Image desc: "conversational tricks" meme with agatha heterodyne, girl genius

Nice to meet you -> tremble and obey

Oh fuck yeah an axe -> ah. that kind of princess

You should kiss -> you'll like him

I love you -> if you die, the rest is pointless

Fuck off -> you've taught me plenty, mother, and I'm not very happy about that!

Gay and trans rights -> you all belong to the house of heterodyne

You can't possibly be this stupid -> you wouldn't like that. it would ruin your looks

I don't need your help -> i do not need rescuing! i am the heterodyne!

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[zombiesonthemetro]

look at him he's so tortured and messy i want to eat him or put him in my pocket he sucks so much i love him

[zombiesonthemetro]

amazing lucrezia impression they're doing so good

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

oh sorry your boyfriend fell through a portal. yeah to your homeland. no we don’t know how to get there we’re working on it. yeah he’s just kind of stuck there for now. yeah he’s probably fighting your mom for your hand or something

[qwillreign]

It’s a little late, but for Fourth of July I made reflection pool Jell-O shots ( algae infested with poprocks, paint peeling via sour strips

A perfect way to celebrate America: get drunk and deride the current administration, just like the founders did

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[lazeecomet]

Pocket Castle Heterodine and Pocket Train body swapped into full size clanks pretending to be Lucrezia, and pretending BADLY is so funny.

Castle Heterodyne and The Train are not benevolent. they can be downright evil in their own way, and WERE until Agitha squished them into a pocket clank. its a lot harder to be evil when your 5 inches tall. but here they are hamming it up like goody-twoshoes who dont know the first thing about being evil trying to get into the evil club.

and its working (at least for now)

oh nooo. the Evil indeed

[lila-walker]

Lads, I am rereading the first Septimus Heap book atm (Book series I loved dearly as a child) and I am afraid Angie Sage knew what was up with that one. Tailor made to catch my attention both now and back when I was 14. Written really well on top of that. man. Unfortunatly, I was very correct when I decided that it was gonna be my favourite book series forever and ever and ever

[qwillreign]

wake up, new reaction image dropped

the Eeeeeeevillllllll!

[measlyscrapofseafood]

day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!

day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt

[qwillreign]

Omg in response to a rival ice cream store opening up across the street in my tiny town the gelato place is now open on Tuesdays haleilugha

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

Milady for your dash

[qwillreign]

I do love my local librarians for never having to ask my name yet always spelling it wrong the first 3 times