#shitposting ideas

[riveterio]

I need to so desperately draw Cayde in this shirt in the Pepe Silvia pose. I need it so bad.

[the-shadow-guards]

I’ve come to the decision that, whoever I get back to The Shadow Guards (book i have actually written but needs so much editing and development it’ll be like re-writing it again), no one will know that Master Jacob’s apprentice is a girl at first

Mostly b/c when he takes Ellie on as an apprentice, he doesn’t know she’s a girl. This is less on Ellie’s ability to disguise herself as pre-pubescent boy, and more on Master Jacob’s sheer ability to be oblivious to the obvious. (Anthony the coach driver/Guard who assisted in getting Master Jacob an apprentice knew Ellie was a girl. Anthony is also a little shit).

Why, you may ask, have I decided on this?

Because when the Guards have their “welcome new apprentices, congrats on becoming full guards to our graduating apprentices” feast/party, I want Ellie to have a dramatic cloak removal, like at the level of “Grandmama, it’s me, Anastasia”

[killingfreaks-remade-blog]

im rlly bored so send asks for shitpost ideas for anything rvb and i’ll terribly photoshop them