#shitposting intent

[thetactilepope]

Buddy: Admit it, you all think constructs are just things built by people to make their lives easier

Markus: Well, aren't they?

Buddy: I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it!

[thetactilepope]

Inien: In light of what you did for me, you may hug me for four to five seconds

Kyr: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS!?!

Inien: No! FOUR to FIVE seconds!

[thetactilepope]

Inien: C'mon Thog, I wasn't that drunk last night

Thog: You were flirting with Kyr

Inien: So? He's my boyfriend

Thog: You asked him if he was single

Inien:

Thog: And started crying when he said he wasn't

[thetactilepope]

Inien: And this is Kyr, my ex-boyfriend

Kyr: You have got to stop introducing me like that...

Kyr: I'm her husband

[thetactilepope]

Thog: Ashe, please keep an eye on Inien today. She’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Ashe: Sure, I’d love to see Inien get punched.

Thog: Try again.

Ashe: I will stop Inien from getting punched.

[thetactilepope]

Kyr: I'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall. I don't want it to be too cold though

Inien: Ki-ki, we aren't even engaged

Kyr: sO THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

[thetactilepope]

Markus: Your books might sell better than mine, but they’ll never get BOFA

Ballast: What are you even sayin’, guuuuurl? What’s BOFA?

Markus: *starts crying tears of joy*

[thetactilepope]

Inien: Adults are boring. And I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become boring adults.

Kyr: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think for one second I’m not also going to get that Marshmallow Shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest person I know.

Inien: [deeply touched] You’re gonna make me cry.