I'll Think of Something Clever, Maybe

Moss | late 20s | They/Them | Jewish | Pun Enthusiast | Mostly reblogs and random things I think of, plus a lot of Thrilling Intent. Feel free to yell at me about most TI ships, especially Short Fuse (Inien/Kyr)!

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

[demilypyro]

JJBA part timespans

Phantom Blood: 9 years (less than 3 months not counting childhood events before time skip)

Battle Tendency: 4 months

Stardust Crusaders: 50 days

Diamond is Unbreakable: 3 months

Vento Aureo: 8 days

Stone Ocean: 5 months (not counting two universe resets)

Steel Ball Run: 4 months

[fleetingmotivation]

Giorno giovanna's no good very bad week

[demilypyro]

I love statistics

[bastardpiss]

[fmanime]

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

[fmanime]

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

[ink7blot]

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

[comrade-hozier]

@dalethesjtoddler

[cappucino-commie]

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

[captainlordauditor]

This post was written by Roy Mustang

[ebonyheartnet]

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

[lemonyflicker]

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[knifepdf]

[gaiomon]

Friendly reminder to assume that all my OCs are Bisexual unless explicitly stated otherwise.

[easierbythree]

[kashuan]

recently replayed wind waker, tetra❤❤

[phytodragon-deactivated20220614]

forgot about this

[sphenodontia]

no words for this one chief

[brocsocks-deactivated20200317]

enemies to friends to weird family member

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!

also me: avatar roku’s spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling “you got beat up by caillou”

[c-bassmeow]

[ectopusses]

[forgottenbones]

[antiandrogen]

im losing my mind

[incorrectfmadialogue]

[cybercrimer]

[darklephise-art]

Team Sobble in a nutshell