Jeralt: I think Rhea did something to my child, and I don't trust her enough to keep my child around her.
Me: Alright, that makes a certain amount of sense, you clearly care for your child that you love-
Jeralt: So instead of living in any stable and safe home I'm going to take up the life of a roaming mercenary and also have my child live the life of a roaming mercenary, which could kill either of us at any random point, especially when my child is literally a child. My child will get so accustomed to killing people they'll get called a literal demon by others for it.
Me: Oh-
Jeralt: I will also leave my child literally who knows where when they're 15 so that I can do business in Sauin, with no reason given as to why I don't just bring my child there with me.
Me: Um-
Jeralt: They also won't know their own birthday, they won't have any friends, and they won't know literally anything about Fodlan at all. They'll have literally only me as someone who cares for them, until I'm forced to bring them back to the monastery where they have a stable home and people their age to befriend for the first time in their entire life. Because the lifestyle I made them live their entire life made them completely isolated from people their age they could talk to, including Leonie who could've befriended them if I'd ever let them meet then. Which I didn't. For no reason.
Me: ...Okay so like you may love your kid but my guy you were a shit father like you failed to do the bare minimum at times-
Edelstans: How could you suggest Jeralt doesn't love Byleth?
