#shitposting meme

[alumi-melissa-lollia]

Him before motivated.. the badass boss scares you, he despises you with mischief and his threatening mocking smile.

Alucard: Dude what the fuck is this? you don't have the level to beat me.

Him right now just tired, It's just a shitty day that he tires him quietly.

Alucard: Do I have eyelid wrinkles? of a shitty day.. hmm

[louhetar]

I’m back with my shitposting

[mylittlegeekery]

“Incorrect Quotes”

Send me “Incorrect Quotes” for a snippet of shitpost dialogue between my muse and yours

Abel: So when you transform do you do… doggy things?

Mar: *eyes him* What do you mean doggy things?

Abel: You know, doggy things. Sniff hydrants. Pee on trees. 

Mar: *stares silently*

Abel: What did you think I meant?

[druidcore]

tag yourself im whoosh

[honeyedsunlight]

im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again blog about johnlock hell

[honeyedsunlight]

for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can manipulate mud

[honeyedsunlight]

(thinking about my gender) disobey boys