#shitrick

[snkfbiz]

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[omnigon]

shitRicks bein more active thats gud i missed him

[omnigon]

no one asked to see shitRick naked but there we go this is my life

[omnigon]

shitRick needs to canonically have his own place so he can not wear pants 90% of the time

it is done

[omnigon]

i dont understand how Ricks work like Rick has spent every minute that hes in contact with shitRick alternating between insulting him and acting like shitRick is terrible, to then acting like him n shitRick are best friends, and shitRick isnt giving any indication that this is unusual?? is this just a Rick thing i think it might be

like Rick never seems genuinely angry at shitRick and shitRick is never upset when Rick calls him names so?? all is well, if confusing as fuck 

[omnigon]

we were at a restaraunt and the placemat under the plate had, on one part of it, a picture of a rooster that was labeled “cock”. guess who noticed and vigorously pointed at it in headspace. it was shitRick of course. he was SO excited about his discovery that he almost used our arm to physically point at it (i had to prevent this because we were with family member and i wouldnt be able to explain why “ i “ was pointing at the word ‘cock’)

shitRick is. he sure is something

[omnigon]

i know what hell is and its having a fictive who originates partially from The Real Animated Adventures of Doc and Mharti. he wants us to watch it like every day. and i dont wanna say no because i mean it /is/ his canon. uh. kinda. and he clearly enjoys it but. my god. what did i do. why me.

how many other systems do u think have fictives from shitty internet cartoons bc now i need to know who else is suffering alongside me

[omnigon]

anyway yeah Rick and shitRick actually have quite a bit of history. shitRicks original dimension (the version of Theind where everyones drawn like shit) was uh. either destroyed or ruined or /something/ (maybe he was at risk of being permanently imprisoned or something idk) and he had to bail on that one

and im not sure if that was before or after he met Rick but if it was after it was pretty shortly after. im also not sure /exactly/ how it all went down, but it was before Rick met Resident Morty (who is NOT his original Morty, idk what happened to his original Morty though) 

after that they spent quite a bit of time working together, and by working i mean robbing drugstores to get ingredients for their weird science shit. 

and over the years Ricks tolerance for shitRick grew less and less, until it got to the point where Rick was doing pretty much all he could to push shitRick away. of course shitRick still wanted to be friends with Rick (in fact, he thought they /were/ friends instead of it just being a practical alliance based on mutual aide) so he had a pretty hard time letting Rick go. in fact, he couldnt really do it at all. i mean, his original dimension was uninhabitable by him, its not easy for him to just FIND another one to substitute, and Rick was really the only person who he actually knew, and Rick was familiar so of course he wanted to stick around the ONLY thing that has been constant and familiar. so he did. he followed Rick through pretty much every dimension he stayed in, not getting too close, but certainly keeping a close watch on him. Rick quickly became aware of this and did everything he could to deter shitRick, but yknow shitRick /is/ a Rick. and eventually Rick just. stopped bothering. and eventually it seemed like shitRick left him alone, and was letting him be. 

after Rick met Resident Morty and he found a nice place to hide from society with his grandson, he never really thought about shitRick anymore. he just kinda hoped that maybe shitRick died or something, yknow. so hed never have to see him again

haha

shitRick found Rick again