#shitty answer

[randomfriendlyloser]

Waves

Im in school rn chat save me🥹

Qotd: would u rather be porcelain or glass ?

HEH you should move to our country mine are fully closed (´・ω・｀)

and ah... porcelain and glass are both fragile, and pretty... I suppose I'd rather be porcelain, I like the texture :D but glass is prettier though

[shittylongcatposts]

Imagine Jumin coming home and he sees Elizabeth the third accidental playing with Mc breast 😂 ( I am sorry but I sawed a scene from family guy and I taught it would be funny )

Oh my god. I am laughing so hard, that would be hilarious. You just made my day a lot better🙈😬 it turned out slightly shitty and lemonish though :3

Just imagine him taking off his shoes and his coat, then leisurely walking into the living room and BOOM. Tall boi gets instant nose bleed. Why is Elizabeth squishing and massaging her breasts like that?! God, it looks soo wrong, but he can't look away.

When Mc sees him she's just like: "Hey Honey, how was your day?" and then she sees his red face, him trying to either avoid eye contact or he's directly looking at her, trying to focus on her eyes but his gaze wanders down to her breasts.

"Are you ok Jumin?"

"I need to tAlK to you in the bedroom"

She follows him, slowly getting an idea of whats wrong with him and when they arrived in the bedroom his hands are immediately all over her.

"I just saw Elizabeth the 3rd doing this to you... And... I wonder, isn't that my job as a loving husband?"

Now Mcs the one to blush.

"She was playing Jumin." "So am I."

[yanderemommabean]

It's funny cause I have the exact opposite thought: Sub Deku calling Todoroki daddy... Two side of the same coin I guess

I like the joke where it’s like

“Daddy can you pass the salt”

And then two people reach for it at the same time while giving awkward looks towards one another

[shittylongcatposts]

hey!! i just opened mysme in a long time (busy with school 😭) and wondered about the “event gallery” it’s something new right? i tried to find how to collect the cg’s but idk how :( i saw your blog is more active with the game so i’m wondering if you knew how to get them? thank you sm!

Hiya nonnie! I don't really know it either, there's only one event pic in this album on my account (the 2nd anniversary one- but its said this appears when you log in several days in a row while the event was going on). I believe if you'd buy the seasonal event chats with your hourglasses the event pic will appear in that album too. But like i said i don't know for sure...

Hey! If anyone knows how to achieve those pics, please help us! :3

[shittylongcatposts]

Good Evening my beloved. I hope this is finally reaching you. I know Valentines has gone by the other day, so I apologise dearly for not reaching out in time. Rest assured, I had you in my mind from the moment I woke up until I went back to sleep and I cherished you in my dreams. So I suppose I spent the day like any other since I met you. If you could do me a favour, please think of me before going to bed tonight, so I may be able to visit you and hold you in my arms. forever yours, Han Jumin

My dear god, I'm crying. My dear Jumin, let me tell you that I always think about you, let it be in daytime or at night- before I go to sleep. Every night I hope to meet you in my dreams, finally being able to talk to you, touch you and to listen to you. I miss you so so much... and to quote a song: "You are the reason I'm smiling, when theres nothing to smile about."<3

My heart belongs to you, my angel. Forever yours too, M.

Ps: now excuse me while i go cry myself to sleep.

[shittylongcatposts]

Does Jumin han is gay

Shitty here, hello nonnie, hope you'rr having a nice day! Well, Jumin is in a business meeting at the moment, so i can't ask him right now, but i guess that he wouldn't answer this question after all. (I think you know the reasons)

His sexuality is his own decision and i think everybody should be allowed to meowing love the folks they want to, it doesn't matter which gender you prefer or if people don't want a relationship at all. People just have to stop desciminate people for their sexuality and everything else. I mean Love is love, right?

What do you think nonnie?

[alwaysxinxtrouble]

4. what made you choose this muse? (Your pick! Whoever you want to talk about today :D)

4. what made you choose this muse? (Your pick! Whoever you want to talk about today :D)

it's going to sound weird but I actually don't like answering this one solely because of the tags I have to add to this post. A lot of people get freaked out or offended by the tags and I don't like to feel ashamed of my journey in life that led me to writing these boys. if you're still interested (or anyone else), I'm happy to answer in the dm's, just let me know.

[shittylongcatposts]

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Hmmm it's hard to pick out something i really love about myself,

I am pretty optimistic and happy (well most of the time, sometimes i'm not), i really like my eyes, and my legs though.