The signs on the
Titanic 🛳️🚢⛴️
Aquarius: is standing on something to search in the crowd for loved ones
Pisces: lying in their bed, refusing a boat and life jacket, crying
Aries: punching another passenger so they can forcefully take their life jacket after the crew ran out
Taurus: on a middle class lifeboat
Gemini: trying to negotiate with someone who’s in line ahead of them so they can switch spots and get on a boat sooner
Cancer: one of the crew members going around passing out life jackets
Leo: hasn’t gotten on a boat yet because they’re still in the middle of causing a giant scene on deck screaming and/or crying and/or trying to be a hero
Virgo: was in first class so is one of the first people to get on a life boat
Libra: middle class guest, waiting in line for a life boat
Scorpio: is literally the iceberg
Sagittarius: is still wandering aimlessly all over the ship looking for something or someone but keeps forgetting what they’re looking for and getting distracted
Capricorn: is the captain; waiting to go down with the ship and die.
