the archer 🏹

Sagittarius female♐ astrology, zodiac humor, birth charts, compatibility analyses.✨

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THE SIGNS AS....

🕰️ Late Excuses / Why they are late:

Aquarius: they were busy minding their business they will tell you.

Pisces: probably late cause they were daydreaming and lost track of time, or crying, or doing drugs or getting drunk.

Leo: Fashionably late. Besides, you're lucky they even showed up at all.

Aries: Got stuck in traffic which triggered their immediate road rage; next thing they know, they're pulled over on the road throwing left and right hooks at a middle aged man who cut them.

Taurus: they will be around 5 or so minutes early. Their excuse if they were late would be a quick apology and promise to be better.

Gemini: Ended up in a long conversation and debate with someone on the elevator and they had to make sure to tell this individual every backstory to every

Cancer: they are late because they had to give 5 people rides, take care of their grandma, or kids, or someone in their life. And it won't be an excuse, it will be the whole truth.

Virgo: they most certainly will not be late. They will be at least a half hour early, fully prepared for every scenario possible.

Libra: they will be around 5-10 minutes late, wandering in just how they were before said event... Taking their sweet time. Their excuse will be a shrug or some remark about how they tried to be on time.

Scorpio: they could be on time or late, the scorpions do as they please. Their excuse if they are late will be them death glaring on anyone who dares to comment on their tardiness and won't say much for an excuse. They'll just murder you later.

Sagittarius: completely forgot they even had somewhere to be at a certain time. But once they remember, by then they will have missed it entirely and most likely won't care in the slightest bit.

Capricorn: like the rest of the earth signs, capricorns will not be late either. They will be on time, ready for event to begin... And rolling their eyes by the late folks behind them.

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THE SIGNS AS..

💀 common 🕷️ n I G h t m A r e s:

Aquarius: falling

Pisces: teeth falling out

Aries: being chased

Taurus: bugs and infestations

Gemini: silent screaming

Cancer: natural disaster

Leo: being naked in public

Virgo: failing an exam

Libra: relationship infidelity

Scorpio: the shadow person/stranger

Sagittarius: being trapped or lost

Capricorn: being late/unprepared

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🫙Liminal Spaces:

Aquarius: A dark warehouse full of mannequins

Pisces: an empty indoor pool at 3am, with the only light being from the underwater pool lights glowing

Aries: A neighborhood playground at 2:00 AM

Taurus: an indoor food court with all the chairs turned upside down

Gemini: The very edge of a city where the streetlights end and the wilderness begins

Cancer: ​A botanical garden greenhouse during a heavy rainstorm

Leo: An empty stadium with the scoreboard still lit up

Virgo: ​An office building on a Sunday afternoon when the business is closed until Monday

Libra: A walk-in closet with nothing but empty hangers

Scorpio: An arcade where all the machines are on "Attract Mode" but no one is playing

Sagittarius: A skating rink with the disco ball still spinning but no music

Capricorn: The "Employees Only" corridor behind a department store

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𓀟 the emotional life raft: what you cling to when the floor disappears 𓀟

aries you move until you physically cannot move anymore. when the world breaks you turn to the adrenaline of a sprint or a heavy workout because the pain in your muscles is the only thing that drowns out the noise in your head. you fight the panic with motion, forcing your body to stay in the lead until your spirit finally catches up and remembers how to be brave again.

taurus you look at your bank account or you eat the exact same meal you loved as a kid. you need to touch something tangible and reliable to remind yourself that you are still safe. a heavy blanket or a familiar scent acts as the only thing keeping you from floating away into the chaos. you anchor yourself to the physical world because the emotional one feels way too shaky to trust.

gemini you text ten different people about ten different things that don't matter. you use the noise of the group chat and the buzz of new information to distract your brain from the one heavy thought that is trying to crush you. you keep the air moving and the conversation light because you are terrified that if the silence ever catches you the truth will finally finish you off.

cancer you hide in the kitchen at midnight and look at old photos of people who loved you before life got this complicated. you retreat into the nostalgia like it is a bunker. you need the smell of a specific room or the sound of a familiar voice to remind you where you actually came from. you mother yourself through the past because the present feels like a house where you aren't welcome anymore.

leo you buy something that makes you feel expensive or you go where people will look at you with admiration. you need to see your reflection in the eyes of a stranger to prove that you are still the sun and not just a shadow. your pride is the only raft you have and you use the external validation to build a wall against the deep seated fear that you are actually very ordinary and very alone.

virgo you scrub the floors or organize a drawer that nobody ever sees. you manage the internal panic by fixing the external mess. you need to know that you are still useful and that there is still something in this world you can control. the ritual of the small details is the only thing that keeps your mind from becoming a storm. order for you is a form of prayer.

libra you fix the lighting in your room or you buy a single beautiful flower to put on your desk. you need to create a pocket of harmony to counteract the ugliness of the situation you are in. you hide behind a social mask of being fine because you think your only value is in not causing a scene. you use the aesthetics of the world to numb the parts of you that are actually screaming.

scorpio you delete everyones numbers and go completely dark. you find your safety in the vanishing act and the absolute silence. you need to go to the bottom of the ocean where nobody can reach you just to find out if you can still breathe in the deep end. your life raft is the total withdrawal from a world that you have decided is fake anyway. you rebuild in the shadows.

sagittarius you look at flight tickets to a city you’ve never visited or you dive into a philosophy that promises a grand meaning. you use the horizon as an exit sign from the messy reality of your own heart. you tell yourself that as long as the road is still there you aren't actually trapped. you are running toward the future just to avoid having to stand still in the pain of the now.

capricorn you work eighteen hours a day until your eyes bleed. you use your career and your goals as a substitute for safety. you need to know that you are still the boss of your own path and that you are still capable of building something that lasts. you find your grit in the sweat and the responsibility because feelings for you are just an inefficient use of your remaining time.

aquarius you read about a future that hasn't happened yet or you watch a documentary about a culture that is dying. you look at your own life from a distance like it belongs to a different species entirely. you use your detachment as a survival suit because you are afraid that if you actually let the pain touch your skin you will shatter. your logic is the only thing that makes sense when the world doesn't.

pisces you sleep for fourteen hours or you get lost in a movie until you forget your own name. you need to check out of reality to survive it. your soul has no boundaries so you dissolve into the music or a fantasy just to stop feeling the weight of everyone else's noise. you float in the mystery because you are terrified of what happens when your feet finally touch the cold hard ground.

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| A I R ♊♎⚖️♒🏺👬:

| a q u a r I u s ♒

| gemini ♊

| Libra ♎

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| f I r e 🔥♐♈♌

ARIES ♈

LEO ♌

SAGITTARIUS ♐

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| W A T E R 🌊💦♓♏♋

PISCES♓

CANCER♋

SCORPIO♏

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E a r t h l y ♍♉♑

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Not-So-Helpful Tarot Questions

(to avoid asking tarot)

While it's not exactly nice or fair to ever label any question as "bad", "dumb", etc..... however, there are questions that will not lead to any kind of helpful response nor any logical answers for anyone involved. These types of questions will bring more confusion & most often than not, feeling like the reading was pointless. So let's try to avoid all that..

The point of this post is to try to weed out those kinds of questions for tarot readers to receive & for all of us to learn from; this will make future readings be what most of us utilize them for:

• guidance & clarity. 🌱

For people who are requesting the readings, and aren't sure how to ask for the information you seek, majority of readers will be happy to work with you on making a tarot spread with questions that are reasonable & how to ask them in a way to ensure you get the answers.

• "Who will I marry?"

Asking "Who will I marry?" assumes your future is already written & that you have no choice in the matter...which is not the case.

Tarot is much better at showing you how to find a healthy partner or what patterns you need to break to be ready for love.

Also, I'm not really sure what kind of answer people are particularly seeking with this kind of question. Do you expect me to pull a card that says "Tom Smith from Florida"? 🤔🤷

• "When and how will I die?"

Once again, your future is not a set in stone thing. Your future potentially holds various outcomes depending on your choices.

Also, turns out the cards don't exactly have any specific dates on them nor do they have specific "causes of death" listed....

• "When will Bob and Hilda finally break up?"

I'm gonna start off on this one by saying: that is not any of your business. Respectfully. Whether you're in love with Bob or Hilda or both, their relationship is theirs and theirs only. If it was somehow your business, you wouldn't be having to contact Tarot to ask about it.

Also, most readers do follow some ethical guidelines. Peeking into others lives, especially when they are totally unaware & have not given any permissions to do so... This is an invasion of privacy. I try to respect the privacy of everyone.

• "What does my soulmate look like?"

There also, is no tarot card that speaks directly to a hair color or a height of an individual or etc. There is also a lack of photos of people in the world on the cards.

Sorry for being a smart ass, but honestly... What kind of answers are people really expecting with these questions?

• "Should I dye my hair blonde or red?"

I'm not even jumping into or even dipping a single toe into this pool of inquiry. Most of my previous answers cover this one as well. 0

• Questions Regarding Any Communication With Spirits/Ghosts/Entities/Etc.

⚠️First of all, this can be risky and dangerous.

The Spirit World, regardless of your personal beliefs, is still unknown to those of us who are living. While attempting this, if you aren't properly educated & trained or experienced in this field, you do not know what doors you may be opening yourself up to, or who you are actually communicating with.

Just like with living people, some entities and spirits can & have & will lie to you, manipulate, etc.

If you wish to have a serious type of communication with someone or something that is not of the living world, I strongly suggest contacting a professional that is trained to do so.

In other words, that ain't me, folks.

Questions Regarding Anyone's Medical Health And/Or Medical Advice/Treatment/Diagnosis; Questions Seeking Financial Advice, Regarding Legal Advice/Assistance:

I am not a medical or psychiatric professional. I am not a financial advisor or broker. I am not an attorney, legal aid, or the like. I am not any kind of trained or certified professional in any field, actually.

We are supposed to say tarot is for entertainment only and should not be used in place of any help or advice that requires a professional.

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Sometimes the hardest part of healing isn’t letting go of someone, it’s breaking the cycle of them coming back just to see if they still have access to you.

No apology. No change. Just a new account, a new message, the same pattern.

I didn’t change my mind.

I just finally chose myself.

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If you had to buy at least ONE book on Tarot, which of the following would you be the most likely to choose to buy a book on?

Creating your own Tarot spreads

Tarot Journaling workbook

Understanding the cards

How to read Tarot

Tarot deck cleansing, cutting & resetting

Tarot correspondences

Other.

Voting ended onFeb 23

Please do this survey for me..

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THE SIGNS AS...

😝 T A S T E 😋 C O M B O S :

AQUARIUS moose jerky & pineapples

PISCES blue kinky liqueur & water (or maybe tears...?)

ARIES fireball whisky & burnt popcorn

TAURUS cooked, buttered asparagus & medium done ribeye steaks

GEMINI shrimp scampi along with prosecco

CANCER crab legs, of course... As well as salty ocean water

LEO cinnamon & BBQ sunflower seeds

VIRGO printer paper & the flavoring of the sticky part of the envelope you lick to seal it

LIBRA unseasoned, plain mashed potatoes & the cheapest artificial strawberry flavoring

SCORPIO arsenic & cherry-flavored lube

SAGITTARIUS under-cooked bacon & vodka

CAPRICORN bologna sandwiches & generic brand 1% milk

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🔊 N O I S E S :

AQUARIUS twilight zone intro song

PISCES water splashing

ARIES a blow horn

TAURUS white noise

GEMINI a room full of nonstop talking

CANCER violins playing sad, tragic music

LEO doesn't matter cause all they can hear is themselves

VIRGO eggshells being stepped on

LIBRA off-pitch, nonsense humming

SCORPIO crackling and sizzling of a fire

SAGITTARIUS dance/techno/rave music bumping

CAPRICORN complete silence

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THE SIGNS....

& What They're Names Should ACTUALLY Be📣...

(female names)

Aquarius: Maude

Pisces: Paris

Aries: Mel

Taurus: Elizabeth

Gemini: Tori

Cancer: Annabelle

Leo: Priscilla, Anastasia

Virgo: Bernice or KAREN or LINDAAAA

Libra: Tosha

Scorpio: Scarlet

Sagittarius: Lux

Capricorn: Wilhelmina

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✨The Signs As...✨

💳Things People Say When Their Card Declines:💳

Aquarius: wants to know how and why this could be happening; keeps asking questions about the situation

Pisces: is confused; figures they transferred money but forgot or got distracted. Just leaves

Aries: immediately irritated; aggressively searching through bag for another payment method. If none work, might challenge the cashier

Taurus: irritated but calm; apologizes and quickly finds another way to pay

Gemini: tries to distract cashier and people in line with a funny story; tries to sweet talk someone quickly for a loan

Virgo: anxious and starts overthinking about how this possibly could have happened; apologizing repeatedly, assessing situation for best solution

Scorpio: assumes the reason behind this was something nefarious; such as fraud or someone messing with them

Sagittarius: doesn't really care, probably makes a joke and shrugs it off before leaving

Capricorn: slightly annoyed by the inconvenience and waste of time, but quickly and strategically solves problem and is able to pay

Cancer: takes the situation to heart, embarrassed and full of shame; apologizes and tries to find quickest way to exit store, feeling judged by everyone

Leo: embarrassed; but makes a funny joke to light the situation, tries another card

Libra: feels uncomfortable and awkward; tries to reason and find fair solution to problem

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The Signs As...

🎃Common Halloween Costumes:

Aquarius Kitty

Pisces Unicorn

Aries Demon

Taurus Vampire

Gemini Witch

Cancer Mermaid

Leo Princess

Virgo Angel

Libra Ghost

Scorpio Satan

Sagittarius Clown

Capricorn Mummy