#shitty items

[shittydndideas]

Necklace of Ailment Transfer:

A necklace of round beads that can remove status ailments to party members, regardless of what they may be. The affliction is stored in the bead, and you can have 24 max status ailments total stored in the necklace. One bead, one ailment. Said beads do not provide a healing effect, however, so it's best to get a Cleric or other healer to help you out.

Once a bead has a status ailment stored inside of it, the bead can be fitted to an arrow's shaft, or thrown at an enemy. Once it makes contact, it transfers the ailment to the enemy, with said ailment originating from the point of contact.

Roll a 20 and it might make the ailment twice as powerful. Roll a 1 and you could get the ailment yourself. Each bead is one use only. Ailments will not affect any being with immunity to said ailments

Smash the necklace on the ground in a crowd and you have a Super Spreader event!

[thedarklingdude]

Do you ever buy something and want to cry because it just wasn’t what you were hoping for even though it was cheap and you’re not that surprised about the quality

[shittydndideas]

Shitty Item: Bartimaeus's Bodacious Bounce House

Clearly inspired by the spell Mordekainen's Magnificent Mansion, this item creates a mansion of similar size and features. The Bounce House comes in a single-use pellet that can be activated with a few drops of water. Every surface inside the mansion is made of soft, bouncy material in a variety of colors. All furniture is made of inflatable plastic. The transparent servants all appear to be clowns and their appearance can't be altered. Furthermore, they make jingling sounds when they move.

Like the spell, the bounce house vanishes after 24 hours; unlike the spell, anyone or anything remaining inside will disappear with the house. There is a 30% chance that one room of the Bounce House will contain a door leading to a Bounce House dimension, where previously-used Bounce Houses (and anything they might have contained) will appear.*

*Entering the Bounce House Dimension is not recommended, as your return from this place is not guaranteed. If anyone has successfully traversed this dread domain, they have kept any details to themselves.

[shittydndideas]

The moaning pebble:

A pebble that moans when you throw it and it hits something, the harder the hit, the harder the moan. If the player wants to find the pebble in all the rubble of wherever they are they have to say 'harder daddy', to which the pebble moans again, as loud as the phrase was said.

[shittydndideas]

not really an idea but i figured you might get a kick out of it;

sometimes when sleep deprived i update my homebrew item lists. i woke up the other day with a new entry: item drop, rare, 1d4 middle aged humans named maxwell

Sounds like you need Maxwell House: the coffee to help with the sleep deprivation and the can as a convenient place to keep these dudes

[shittydndideas]

Cease Salad: just makes the player stop

There's only one day a year that the dread salad can be defeated....

[shittydndideas]

Magic item: a telescope with a 0x zoom that just teleports you closer to whatever you were looking at. Returns you to your original position the moment you look away.

Impeccable.

[shittydndideas]

Bag of holding. Has extradimensional space, but also just has a bunch of hands inside that will hold whatever someone sticks in there. Including people's hands.

Turning the bag upside down to empty it in the traditional way you empty a bag of holding would turn into the weirdest game of tug-o-war.

Also, you really shouldn't put people inside a bag of holding anyway, but this one would be especially unpleasant.