#shitty polls

[hot-single-ghouls-in-your-area]

How did your Courier get a Vault 13 Canteen?

bought it in a gift shop

found it in a wrecked car near Novac

Enclave War Trophy

your courier is a former Arroyo tribal or Vault 13 Dweller or descendant

Your courier is the actual vault dweller / chosen one - ghoul? just really old?

got it from Doc Mitchell / it's a Vault 21 Canteen instead

it's a Vault 18 / Vault 101 canteen instead (i see you ttw/fnc players👀👀👀)

was canonically born with it in Doc Mitchell's house

no canteen / other / see results

Voting ended onAug 23, 2025

[full-frontal-fishstick]

How does the Slow Time shout work in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

Shout creates a bubble within a limited range where time is dilated (DnD5e Slow)

Shout speeds up the user relative to everything else (Flash, DC Comics)

The shout literally slows down ALL of time at ur command (!!!)

Some Secret 4th Option / See Results

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[evenmorepolls]

shave my face?

yes

no

wuh

Voting ended onMar 17, 2025

[killjoystrays]

which phrase would be most likely to get you in the van

“I’ve got a bunch of MCR CDs in here if you want some”

“Can i interest you in some cheese?”

“If u get in this van I’ll run over one politician of ur choosing & u can watch”

“My wife lost an earring in the back of the van can you help me find it”

“Weed?”

“I’m TOTALLY about to kill you right now. You’re TOTALLY gonna die. Lol”

“Dog party!”

“My friend and I are debating on whether or not cereal is a soup pls help”

“How funny would it be if you took a selfie in a white van and posted it”

“Did you hear what happened to destiel? It may have killed the queen!”

Voting ended onAug 31, 2023

[toweringclam]

choose wisely

femboy girltwink

tomboy malewife

Voting ended onAug 9, 2023

[hot-single-ghouls-in-your-area]

Is No-Bark Noonan the Chosen One?

Yes, unironically

Yes, because funny

Schrödinger's Chosen One, he is until you make your own

I think the fuck not

Who the hell is No-Bark Noonan? / Other / See Results

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

[hot-single-ghouls-in-your-area]

Could Toshiro Kago speak Portuguese?

Given the design of his armor, the Zetans likely abducted Toshiro Kago sometime between the Azuchi-Momoyama period (1568-1600) and the early Tokugawa Shogunate / Edo period (1600-1868)

Cross referencing this with the periods of Japanese-Portuguese trade and Jesuit missionary activities (~1570-~1640), there is a non-zero chance that the Samurai would've had encounters with Portuguese jesuits and potentially even speak their language. Which if true, would likely allow him to understand a limited amount of Spanish given the 80% linguistic / lexical similarity and shared cognates between the two languages

Like imagine LW or Paulson or even Tercorien just saying some random Spanish phrase like "mi casa es su casa" or "no bueno" or smth and the Samurai's eyes just light up like a kid on christmas and he starts jabbering in Portuguese and the others have to try and get him to slow down so they can actually understand some of the words he's saying and man bethesda are such cowards for not thinking about these sort of things.

Anyway, here's a poll

Could Toshiro Kago speak Portuguese, potentially allowing him to communicate with a LW who speaks Spanish?

Yes, but none of the crew on Mothership Zeta are fluent in Spanish

No, Modern Portuguese and Wasteland Spanish aren't close enough to communicate

No, Toshiro Kago does not speak Portuguese

Yes to both, Todd Coward just didn't think to implement it

Voting ended onAug 12, 2025

[hell-garden]

Okay scenario: you go to the bathroom in a public restroom, finish, and hear someone getting murdered in the stall next to you:

Do you wash your hands before running away

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 6