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[evenmorepolls]

as a child, how often were you called "disgusting" by your parents?

frequently

regularly

infrequently

situationally, when i got dirty (it was more about the dirt and less about me)

never

bald

Voting ended onMay 23

[gavamont]

its pride month gavamont, you know what that means....

Yeah, it means we’re going to the gay wizard club!

What potion you gettin’ at the club? Ability based on the Gilbert 8 stripe flag

Pink (sex)

Red (life)

Orange (healing)

Yellow (sunlight)

Green (nature)

Turquoise (magic/art)

Indigo (serenity)

Violet (spirit)

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[evenmorepolls]

does learning the sex of an animal change how you think of it?

yes, and I can explain why

yes, but I can't explain why

sometimes

no

I don't think of anything 🖕

something else

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

[evenmorepolls]

are your tumblr ads absolutely awful?

always

usually

once in a while

i have an adblocker

i have tumblr premium

i see ads, but they aren't terrible somehow

Voting ended onMay 23

[evenmorepolls]

as a child, how often were you called "disgusting" by your parents?

frequently

regularly

infrequently

situationally, when i got dirty (it was more about the dirt and less about me)

never

bald

Voting ended onMay 23

[yesornopolls]

you have an opportunity to go back to your 5 year old self with all your current knowledge. but you can't skip any grades (unless you skipped grades in your original timeline). you will not get this chance again. Do you take this opportunity?

Do you take this opportunity?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 18

[evenmorepolls]

is it unreasonable to not want to be around children?

yes

can be, depending on...

need more context

no

Voting ended onMay 15

EDIT: to clarify, this poll is NOT asking whether children should be banned from any particular space. it refers only to an individual's choice to avoid children.

[lilbot64]

Best Sims Game?

Sims 1

Sims 2

Sims 3

Sims 4

One of the spinoffs

Never played a Sims game

Voting ended onApr 30

[monapialisa]

Do you know someone who replies to everything you say, exasperated, loudly, and/or defensive? No matter what it is?

Yes (Do you know why they do that?)

No

I used to (Do you know why they did that?)

Voting ended onApr 22

[evenmorepolls]

is love enough?

yes

sometimes

no

Voting ended onApr 16

[brainworms-turned-into-polls]

have you watched any star trek show?

yes

no

no, but i've watched a star trek movie

Voting ended onMar 30

[evenmorepolls]

is it rude to not engage in personal conversations with your coworkers?

yes, it's rude

it's not rude, but people will dislike you for it

neutral, no opinion

depends on...

no, it's not rude

no, it's actually more polite

Voting ended onApr 2

[apolladay]

Choose one. Choose wisely.

- fracking

- fragging

- frogging

- flogging

- frotting

- figging

Choose one. Choose wisely.

fracking

fragging

frogging

flogging

frotting

figging

Voting ended onMar 29

[evenmorepolls]

nature illustrations or photography?

illustrations

photography

both

neither

Voting ended onMar 28

[apolladay]

When making food, what's your go-to device when you need to set a timer/alarm for it?

oven

microwave

phone

any sort of handheld, counter-top, or wall-mounted alarm clock/timer

something else???

it changes too much to say I have a "go-to" one

I'm above ever needing a timer when I make food

I never cook/results

I always default to using our microwave's timer, even when i'm actively using the oven which drives my mother up the wall LMAO

When making food, what's your go-to device when you need to set a timer/alarm for it?

oven

microwave

phone

any sort of handheld, counter-top, or wall-mounted alarm clock/timer

something else???

it changes too much to say I have a "go-to" one

I'm above ever needing a timer when I make food

I never cook/results

Voting ended onMar 28

I always default to using our microwave's timer, even when i'm actively using the oven which drives my mother up the wall LMAO

[evenmorepolls]

do you follow/are you friends with coworkers on social media?

yes, all or almost all of my current coworkers

yes, some of my current coworkers

yes, my coworkers at former jobs only

yes, both current and former coworkers

fellow students, but not coworkers or teachers

teachers and fellow students, but not coworkers

no, none

i don't work or go to school

other

Voting ended onMar 24

[anonpolls]

TW: Pet Death

Cat parents/owners/servants:

How old was the longest living cat you’ve ever had when it passed? (Make your/your vet‘s best guess if it was a rescue and you didn’t know the exact date of birth!)

Under 10

11-12

13-14

15-16

17-18

19-20

21-25

25-30

Over 30

I have a cat or cats but have never lost one

I have lost a cat but don’t know how old it was

No cat button/results

Voting ended onMar 22

Thanks, Anon!

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